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28 Year Old: i IHLAYANEWS.COM Hotel cleaner who stole sperm from a used condom won child support battle nunyabizni: nunyabizni: lastsonlost: yeahiwasintheshit: okayysophia: uncleromeo: bruh Shoot this bitch. Shoot this bitch right fucking now. Looking around for more mainstream sources on this, most seem to be news services in Africa, but I did come across this gem that doesn’t seem to grasp the implications of this situation. HILLARIOUS….A Woman Who Impregnated Herself With A Stolen Used Condom Wins US$3Million In Child Support Battle. Because obviously this is funny as hell and not a tragic exploitation of the US justice system. Dude’s got money, I hope he sues her into oblivion and takes his kid back if this is a legit story, I’m still mildly iffy since some of the details change from article to article. Oh thank God skepticism wins this round @lastsonlosthttps://www.truthorfiction.com/hotel-cleaner-who-stole-sperm-from-a-millionaires-used-condom-won-child-support-battle-millions/In its apparent first iteration, the claim was shared by the site ihlayanews.com on November 9 2019. That site claimed::A 40-year-old Las Vegas hotel cleaner won a child support battle against a 28-year-old millionaire who she never slept with.ect.Ihlaya News’ header has faint text reading “nuusparodie waarvan jy hou,” which was translated by Africa Check:“Ihlaya News” roughly translates, from isiZulu, as “crazy person news”. The site’s tagline is “nuusparodie waarvan jy hou” – Afrikaans for “news parody that you like”.When Ihlaya News (“crazy person news”) published “Hotel cleaner who stole sperm from a used condom won child support battle” on November 9 2019, faint “satire” signifiers appeared on that first iteration. When numerous outlets in Africa shared it, those details were stripped away, as was the case with screenshots of the “news” on Facebook. However, the claim originated with an openly satirical site.TL:DR; story came from a satire site and a bunch of African news sources “ate the onion” as it were. That’s a relief
28 Year Old: i
 IHLAYANEWS.COM
 Hotel cleaner who stole sperm from a used condom
 won child support battle
nunyabizni:

nunyabizni:
lastsonlost:

yeahiwasintheshit:


okayysophia:

uncleromeo:


bruh





Shoot this bitch. Shoot this bitch right fucking now.

Looking around for more mainstream sources on this, most seem to be news services in Africa, but I did come across this gem that doesn’t seem to grasp the implications of this situation.

HILLARIOUS….A Woman Who Impregnated Herself With A Stolen Used Condom Wins US$3Million In Child Support Battle. 

Because obviously this is funny as hell and not a tragic exploitation of the US justice system.
Dude’s got money, I hope he sues her into oblivion and takes his kid back if this is a legit story, I’m still mildly iffy since some of the details change from article to article.

Oh thank God skepticism wins this round @lastsonlosthttps://www.truthorfiction.com/hotel-cleaner-who-stole-sperm-from-a-millionaires-used-condom-won-child-support-battle-millions/In its apparent first iteration, the claim was shared by the site ihlayanews.com on November 9 2019. That site claimed::A 40-year-old Las Vegas hotel cleaner won a child support battle against a 28-year-old millionaire who she never slept with.ect.Ihlaya News’ header has faint text reading “nuusparodie waarvan jy hou,” which was translated by Africa Check:“Ihlaya
 News” roughly translates, from isiZulu, as “crazy person news”. The 
site’s tagline is “nuusparodie waarvan jy hou” – Afrikaans for “news 
parody that you like”.When Ihlaya News (“crazy 
person news”) published “Hotel cleaner who stole sperm from a used 
condom won child support battle” on November 9 2019, faint “satire” 
signifiers appeared on that first iteration. When numerous outlets in 
Africa shared it, those details were stripped away, as was the case with
 screenshots of the “news” on Facebook. However, the claim originated 
with an openly satirical site.TL:DR; story came from a satire site and a bunch of African news sources “ate the onion” as it were.

That’s a relief

nunyabizni: nunyabizni: lastsonlost: yeahiwasintheshit: okayysophia: uncleromeo: bruh Shoot this bitch. Shoot this bitch righ...

28 Year Old: PU BBILLIANT when the casting director casts you as a 28 year old extra, but you’re 33 in real life. by roastbeeftacohat MORE MEMES
28 Year Old: PU
 BBILLIANT
when the casting director casts you as a 28 year old extra, but you’re 33 in real life. by roastbeeftacohat
MORE MEMES

when the casting director casts you as a 28 year old extra, but you’re 33 in real life. by roastbeeftacohat MORE MEMES

28 Year Old: fromrussiawithcrime: fromrussiawithcrime: fromrussiawithcrime: fromrussiawithcrime: 25 March, 2018, Kemerovo. A massive fire started in a mall full of children and families that were enjoying the weekend. The possible cause of the fire was defects in the wiring that couldn’t not withstand a high load. According to some media reports, the mall owners were very well aware of the problems, but didn’t do anything to fix them. During the fire some people were locked  in a movie theatre of the mall. No one unlocked them as the fire started. All fire exits in the building was locked as well. Security guard of the mall turned off fire alarm as soon as the fire  started. 4 people were  detained in connection with the fire. At least 64 people died, but locals claim that the real number of deceased can be measured in hundreds. Firefighters still have no access to some parts of the building. The victims: Maya Erokhina, 12 years old Stanislav Archipenko, 31 years old Victoria Archipenko, 5 years old Vilena Chernikova Victoria Pochankina Daria Saraeva Anfisa Klein, 30 years old Vadim Chmykhalov Sergey Maneshkin Veronica Ponushkova Tatyana Darsalia, 37 years old Maria Ogarkova, 10 years old Anton Mukhin, 28 year old, and Ratibor Mukhin, 5 years old Polina Moroz, 35 years old Maria Moroz, 13  years old Dmitry Galanin and Mikhail Galanin, 10 years old Konstantin Ogarkov, 8 years old Alena Sabadash  Igor Teslenko Yana Alimova, 42 years old, and her  daughter Ruslana, 5 years old Diana Nizovskaya, 11 years old Natalia Ustinova  The victims list will be updated. Evgeny MoskalenkoElena Vostrikova and her three children (2, 5 and 7 years old) Anna Bahaeva, 8 years oldKsenia Ananyeva Olesya Moskalenko, 37 years old Ksenia Moskalenko Artem Baranov, 12 years old and his sister Arina, 8 years old Veronika Trusova, 8 years old and her sister Vasilisa, 4 years old Some of the animals victims (200 animals from mall’s contact zoo died in the fire):                                                        Aftermath According to local activists, 85 people remain missing. Most of them are children. Marina Baranova, 57 years old Uliana Ustinova, 5 years old Elizaveta Sypko, 12 years old Olga Fedina, 45 years old Natalia Selezen, 37 years old Thousands of people across the country participated in protests in memorials. Demolition of the building began today, July 14, 2018. The city decided to build a park on the territory that will be a memorial to the victims. Eleven people, including EMERCOM workers that allegedly failed to carry out the rescue operation properly are awaiting trial at the moment.
28 Year Old: fromrussiawithcrime:

fromrussiawithcrime:
fromrussiawithcrime:

fromrussiawithcrime:

25 March, 2018,
Kemerovo. A massive fire started in a mall full of children and families that
were enjoying the weekend. The possible cause of the fire was defects in the
wiring that couldn’t not withstand a high load. According to some media
reports, the mall owners were very well aware of the problems, but didn’t do anything
to fix them. During the fire some people were locked  in a movie theatre of the mall. No one
unlocked them as the fire started. All fire exits in the building was locked as
well. Security guard of the mall turned off fire alarm as soon as the fire  started. 4 people were  detained in connection with the fire. At
least 64 people died, but locals claim that the real number of deceased can be
measured in hundreds. Firefighters still have no access to some parts of the
building. 
The victims: 
Maya Erokhina, 12
years old
Stanislav Archipenko,
31 years old 
Victoria Archipenko,
5 years old 
Vilena Chernikova
Victoria
Pochankina 
Daria Saraeva 
Anfisa Klein, 30
years old 
Vadim Chmykhalov
Sergey Maneshkin
Veronica Ponushkova
Tatyana Darsalia,
37 years old 
Maria Ogarkova, 10
years old 
Anton Mukhin, 28
year old, and Ratibor Mukhin, 5 years old 
Polina Moroz, 35
years old 
Maria Moroz,
13  years old 
Dmitry Galanin and
Mikhail Galanin, 10 years old 
Konstantin
Ogarkov, 8 years old 
Alena Sabadash
 Igor Teslenko
Yana Alimova, 42
years old, and her  daughter Ruslana, 5
years old 
Diana Nizovskaya,
11 years old
Natalia Ustinova
 The victims list
will be updated. 

Evgeny MoskalenkoElena Vostrikova and her three children (2, 5 and 7 years old) Anna Bahaeva, 8 years oldKsenia Ananyeva
Olesya Moskalenko, 37 years old Ksenia Moskalenko Artem Baranov, 12 years old and his sister Arina, 8 years old Veronika Trusova, 8 years old and her sister Vasilisa, 4 years old 
Some of the animals victims (200 animals from mall’s contact zoo died in the fire): 

                                                       Aftermath
According to local activists, 85 people remain missing. Most of them are children. 

Marina Baranova, 57 years old Uliana Ustinova, 5 years old Elizaveta Sypko, 12 years old Olga Fedina, 45 years old Natalia Selezen, 37 years old 
Thousands of people across the country participated in protests in memorials.


Demolition of the building began today, July 14, 2018. The city decided to build 
 a park

on the 
territory

that will be a memorial to the victims. Eleven people, including
EMERCOM 

workers that allegedly 
failed to carry out the rescue operation properly are awaiting trial at the moment.

fromrussiawithcrime: fromrussiawithcrime: fromrussiawithcrime: fromrussiawithcrime: 25 March, 2018, Kemerovo. A massive fire started i...

28 Year Old: T-Mobile LTE 4:34 PM Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad?... casual encounters I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen's guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if i shave. I'm a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your stictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game. I can do these things, at your request: openly hit on other female guests while you act like you dont notice start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion propose to you in front of everyone pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on (sorry, i dont drink, but i used to. alot. too much in fact. i know the drill) Start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see. I require no pay but the free meal i will receive as a guest! do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers <p><a href="https://yeahsureroot.tumblr.com/post/167752336288/janewithawhy-imagine-your-otp-chaotic-good" class="tumblr_blog">yeahsureroot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://janewithawhy.tumblr.com/post/113931372093/imagine-your-otp">janewithawhy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Imagine your OTP. </p></blockquote> <p>Chaotic good</p></blockquote>
28 Year Old: T-Mobile LTE
 4:34 PM
 Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad?...
 casual encounters
 I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a
 dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie
 Van Halen's guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of
 20 and 29 depending on if i shave. I'm a line cook and work
 late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your stictly
 platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in
 a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your
 family, I'm game.
 I can do these things, at your request:
 openly hit on other female guests while you act like you dont
 notice
 start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion
 propose to you in front of everyone
 pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on (sorry, i
 dont drink, but i used to. alot. too much in fact. i know the
 drill)
 Start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either
 inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see.
 I require no pay but the free meal i will receive as a guest!
 do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
<p><a href="https://yeahsureroot.tumblr.com/post/167752336288/janewithawhy-imagine-your-otp-chaotic-good" class="tumblr_blog">yeahsureroot</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://janewithawhy.tumblr.com/post/113931372093/imagine-your-otp">janewithawhy</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Imagine your OTP. </p></blockquote>
<p>Chaotic good</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="https://yeahsureroot.tumblr.com/post/167752336288/janewithawhy-imagine-your-otp-chaotic-good" class="tumblr_blog">yeahsureroo...

28 Year Old: Kendra Harrison when she realized she just ran 12.20 seconds in the 100m hurdles, burying 28 year old world record.
28 Year Old: Kendra Harrison when she realized she just ran 12.20 seconds in the 100m hurdles, burying 28 year old world record.

Kendra Harrison when she realized she just ran 12.20 seconds in the 100m hurdles, burying 28 year old world record.

28 Year Old: Lauren Sewing Cloth Menstrual Pads 3 hrs- Laurel Park, VA - Ok, so I've got to ask. What exactly are postpartum pads for..? I'm due in January and I have a feeling people aren't telling me about something that happens to your body after childbirth. Is it that you can't hold your pee very well or is it blood? Comment Like poetrypirate: eevee-morgan: brandx: deanplease: dreaminpng: un-ptit-spleen: petitedeath: kaxen: typingsdrawings: slushiebear: rosietwiggs: love-pro-choice: evashandor: skeleton-warrior: wtfzurtopic: sora2522: gallicinvasion: gallicinvasion: Another woman utterly failed by our society’s devaluation of women’s reproductive health. We can’t wait around for male doctors to decide what we need to know. This is why we need to take control and educate ourselves about our own bodies. and here’s some comments i saw under the post. why is this a pattern?? why is this a recurring theme?? why is this information not common knowledge? what the fuck are doctors doing?? This is news to me so let’s share it so people will know! Gross tmi: but i passed a pretty big clot after having my daughter. It was about the size of a baseball. It actually hurt worse because while 15 hours of labor opened my cervix, i passed the clot in 30 minutes. I knew it was a possibility because of my midwife and reading, but everyone Ive told after this (mostly other pregnant women) were shocked that this could happen. In our culture, it’s much more common to do deep research about what family cars we want to buy than we do about childbirth when we ’re pregnant. Tmi: I passed a huge clot after birth in the bathroom of my hospital room and called the nurse sobbing because I didn’t know it was normal. She treated me like an idiot, but NO ONE told me it was a possibility. And the pain associated with healing for the first couple of weeks after birth was worse than the labor imo. Again, I had no idea. They didn’t tell me a thing besides “sitz bath regularly and change your pads.” Before discharging me from the hospital. I was most definitely told about this in school. Fucking hell, 4-6 weeks of bleeding? My periods were/are bad enough, why the hell don’t we get told this? I didn’t know it could last so long, wtf? Is the bleeding inevitable after birth?  Bleeding is inevitable after birth - your uterine wall is shedding a fuck ton of lining. It can last from three to six weeks (possible longer) and it tapers off. More TMI - I passed a MASSIVE clot after my fourth birth. At this point I already knew this could happen - it’s normal. What I DIDN’T know, was that I had caused it. My post birth contractions were so bad after the birth that it felt like full transition labor. And they don’t give you anything for the pain. So I used a hot water bottle, without the nurses knowing, and it caused me to bleed even more. I lost so much blood that by the first time they sat me up to go to the bathroom, I fainted. It took three more tries until I could sit up. Anyway, that’s not the point. The point is, the next morning I passed a clot the SIZE OF ANOTHER PLACENTA I KID YOU NOT, and I know what is and is not normal. So I called for the nurse and through the door told her I had passed a huge clot, and her response was - “It’s not big. I know what big is.” She hadn’t even looked. So I rolled my eyes and said, “Yeah, no. It’s big, I’m telling you.” So, sounding extremely put upon, she asked me to open the door. I did, and after a long pause she goes, “Okay, yeah, that’s a little big.” YOU DON’T SAY. The point I’m trying to get across is that this shit is so common - women not knowing this stuff is so expected, and it keeps getting reinforced. People don’t expect you to know anything, don’t teach you anything, and then make you feel like you’re totally ignorant and a burden for your lack of knowledge when THEY WON’T SHARE. Fucking learn EVERYTHING you can when it comes to childbirth, girls. It is the single most empowering thing you can do for yourself. And if you missed something, that’s okay. But the more knowledge you arm yourself with, the more in control of your situation you’ll be. A few post partum tips: DON’T use a hot water bottle - lol. ONLY pads - NO tampons. Tampons can cause severe infection, not to mention, you probably don’t want to be shoving anything up there any time soon. If you’ve had stitches, sitz baths DO help relieve the pain. Another great pain reliever? Dampen some pads and freeze them. Let one thaw slightly and use it on top of another pad. This will help with the pain as well as reduce swelling. Change the pad out as soon as it’s thawed completely. This REALLY helps on the first couple days after giving birth. If you pass a clot, don’t sweat it. Even the one I passed, which was fucking massive, just required that we keep an eye out to make sure it didn’t happen again. If it does, talk to your doctor. Take a pain killer half an hour before nursing. Because YES - your uterus is contracting after you give birth, to get back to its original size, and nursing causes much stronger contractions. Taking nursing-safe painkillers won’t prevent the pain, but it will reduce it.  Buy disposable underwear for the first few days after birth. They will get VERY dirty. Or use your ratty old pairs that you’re ready to get rid of. Double up on pads - line them all the way up your ass-crack. I am so serious. And wear dark pants. Pee in the shower. You do NOT want to wipe down there right after birth because ow. Peeing in the shower lets you just rinse afterwards. Especially if you’ve had stitches, peeing in the shower, with the shower-head rinsing AS you go, keeps stinging to a minimum. And fuck everyone else - keep on peeing in the shower until you feel ready to move back to toilet paper. Middle of the night and need to pee? Get your pants off - get in the shower and just go. This is just a few things, but PLEASE feel free to send me an ask if you have any questions about ANYTHING childbirth/pregnancy/nursing related. I have four incredible kids. I’ve done it all - c-section, vacuume birth, episiotimy, stitches, with an epidural, without an epidural. I’m here. ….I know I keep reblogging this but people keep adding super important information. I feel like no one tells women this stuff because if a woman was even a little on the fence about having a baby before this would kinda make them run for the damn hills. …..you are correct, typing. 300% EXTRA SURE I’M NOT HAVING BABIES.  peri bottles, witch hazel or anti-pain anticeptic spray are your friends. Also passing large clots after birth is a WARNING SIGN. Bigger than a half dollar is a sign that you have not passed your entire placenta (this is most common in hospital vaginal births where the mother is not allowed to naturally birth the placenta and instead has it ripped out by the doctor) if there is any placenta left in your uterus you can get extremely ill. This happened to both myself and my mother in law WOW I didn’t know any of this and I’m terrified of what more I’m unaware of about my own body :( Honestly when will we fucking abolish this taboo about the female body… I had pretty great sex ed in school (lots of contraceptive information, and totally acknowledged that teenagers might have sex) and all of this is news to me. And, as a 28-year-old person with a uterus, I’m extremely appalled I’m just learning this. Long, but very important information, even for those who don’t plan to have children, because you will almost certainly know someone who will, and you might be able to to help them. Or at least increase your level of empathy for them. …HOLY HELL. REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE, SERIOUSLY. people loooove to make out like pregnancy and childbirth are this beautiful thing that a woman’s body is made to do, and leave out all this incredibly important and scary info. the healthcare system fails women in so so many ways, especially around sexual and reproductive health, and it needs to stop. What the fuck first of allSecond Idk if having a kid is worth this now.
28 Year Old: Lauren
 Sewing Cloth Menstrual Pads
 3 hrs- Laurel Park, VA -
 Ok, so I've got to ask. What exactly are postpartum pads for..? I'm due
 in January and I have a feeling people aren't telling me about something
 that happens to your body after childbirth. Is it that you can't hold your pee
 very well or is it blood?
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Another woman utterly failed by our society’s devaluation of women’s reproductive health. 

 We can’t wait around for male doctors to decide what we need to know.

This is why we need to take control and educate ourselves about our own bodies.


and here’s some comments i saw under the post. why is this a pattern?? why is this a recurring theme?? why is this information not common knowledge? what the fuck are doctors doing??

This is news to me so let’s share it so people will know!

Gross tmi: but i passed a pretty big clot after having my daughter. It was about the size of a baseball. It actually hurt worse because while 15 hours of labor opened my cervix, i passed the clot in 30 minutes. I knew it was a possibility because of my midwife and reading, but everyone Ive told after this (mostly other pregnant women) were shocked that this could happen.
In our culture, it’s much more common to do deep research about what family cars we want to buy than we do about childbirth when we ’re pregnant.

Tmi: I passed a huge clot after birth in the bathroom of my hospital room and called the nurse sobbing because I didn’t know it was normal. She treated me like an idiot, but NO ONE told me it was a possibility. And the pain associated with healing for the first couple of weeks after birth was worse than the labor imo. Again, I had no idea. They didn’t tell me a thing besides “sitz bath regularly and change your pads.” Before discharging me from the hospital.

I was most definitely told about this in school. Fucking hell, 4-6 weeks of bleeding? My periods were/are bad enough, why the hell don’t we get told this?

I didn’t know it could last so long, wtf? Is the bleeding inevitable after birth? 

Bleeding is inevitable after birth - your uterine wall is shedding a fuck ton of lining. It can last from three to six weeks (possible longer) and it tapers off.
More TMI - I passed a MASSIVE clot after my fourth birth. At this point I already knew this could happen - it’s normal. What I DIDN’T know, was that I had caused it.
My post birth contractions were so bad after the birth that it felt like full transition labor. And they don’t give you anything for the pain. So I used a hot water bottle, without the nurses knowing, and it caused me to bleed even more. I lost so much blood that by the first time they sat me up to go to the bathroom, I fainted. It took three more tries until I could sit up.
Anyway, that’s not the point. The point is, the next morning I passed a clot the SIZE OF ANOTHER PLACENTA I KID YOU NOT, and I know what is and is not normal. So I called for the nurse and through the door told her I had passed a huge clot, and her response was - “It’s not big. I know what big is.” She hadn’t even looked. So I rolled my eyes and said, “Yeah, no. It’s big, I’m telling you.”
So, sounding extremely put upon, she asked me to open the door. I did, and after a long pause she goes, “Okay, yeah, that’s a little big.”
YOU DON’T SAY.
The point I’m trying to get across is that this shit is so common - women not knowing this stuff is so expected, and it keeps getting reinforced. People don’t expect you to know anything, don’t teach you anything, and then make you feel like you’re totally ignorant and a burden for your lack of knowledge when THEY WON’T SHARE.
Fucking learn EVERYTHING you can when it comes to childbirth, girls. It is the single most empowering thing you can do for yourself. And if you missed something, that’s okay. But the more knowledge you arm yourself with, the more in control of your situation you’ll be.
A few post partum tips:
DON’T use a hot water bottle - lol.
ONLY pads - NO tampons. Tampons can cause severe infection, not to mention, you probably don’t want to be shoving anything up there any time soon.
If you’ve had stitches, sitz baths DO help relieve the pain. Another great pain reliever? Dampen some pads and freeze them. Let one thaw slightly and use it on top of another pad. This will help with the pain as well as reduce swelling. Change the pad out as soon as it’s thawed completely. This REALLY helps on the first couple days after giving birth.
If you pass a clot, don’t sweat it. Even the one I passed, which was fucking massive, just required that we keep an eye out to make sure it didn’t happen again. If it does, talk to your doctor.
Take a pain killer half an hour before nursing. Because YES - your uterus is contracting after you give birth, to get back to its original size, and nursing causes much stronger contractions. Taking nursing-safe painkillers won’t prevent the pain, but it will reduce it. 
Buy disposable underwear for the first few days after birth. They will get VERY dirty. Or use your ratty old pairs that you’re ready to get rid of. Double up on pads - line them all the way up your ass-crack. I am so serious. And wear dark pants.
Pee in the shower. You do NOT want to wipe down there right after birth because ow. Peeing in the shower lets you just rinse afterwards. Especially if you’ve had stitches, peeing in the shower, with the shower-head rinsing AS you go, keeps stinging to a minimum. And fuck everyone else - keep on peeing in the shower until you feel ready to move back to toilet paper. Middle of the night and need to pee? Get your pants off - get in the shower and just go.
This is just a few things, but PLEASE feel free to send me an ask if you have any questions about ANYTHING childbirth/pregnancy/nursing related. I have four incredible kids. I’ve done it all - c-section, vacuume birth, episiotimy, stitches, with an epidural, without an epidural. I’m here.

….I know I keep reblogging this but people keep adding super important information.

I feel like no one tells women this stuff because if a woman was even a little on the fence about having a baby before this would kinda make them run for the damn hills.

…..you are correct, typing.
300% EXTRA SURE I’M NOT HAVING BABIES. 

peri bottles, witch hazel or anti-pain anticeptic spray are your friends. Also passing large clots after birth is a WARNING SIGN. Bigger than a half dollar is a sign that you have not passed your entire placenta (this is most common in hospital vaginal births where the mother is not allowed to naturally birth the placenta and instead has it ripped out by the doctor) if there is any placenta left in your uterus you can get extremely ill. This happened to both myself and my mother in law

WOW I didn’t know any of this and I’m terrified of what more I’m unaware of about my own body :( Honestly when will we fucking abolish this taboo about the female body…

I had pretty great sex ed in school (lots of contraceptive information, and totally acknowledged that teenagers might have sex) and all of this is news to me.
And, as a 28-year-old person with a uterus, I’m extremely appalled I’m just learning this.

Long, but very important information, even for those who don’t plan to have children, because you will almost certainly know someone who will, and you might be able to to help them. Or at least increase your level of empathy for them.

…HOLY HELL. REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE, SERIOUSLY.

people loooove to make out like pregnancy and childbirth are this beautiful thing that a woman’s body is made to do, and leave out all this incredibly important and scary info.
the healthcare system fails women in so so many ways, especially around sexual and reproductive health, and it needs to stop.


What the fuck first of allSecond Idk if having a kid is worth this now.

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28 Year Old: on Uber Humor Steve holt omg-images: A 28 year-old Jenny Joseph modeling for what would become today’s Columbia Pictures logo.
28 Year Old: on
 Uber Humor Steve holt
omg-images:

A 28 year-old Jenny Joseph modeling for what would become today’s Columbia Pictures logo.

omg-images: A 28 year-old Jenny Joseph modeling for what would become today’s Columbia Pictures logo.

28 Year Old: on Uber Humor Steve holt omg-images: A 28 year-old Jenny Joseph modeling for what would become today’s Columbia Pictures logo.
28 Year Old: on
 Uber Humor Steve holt
omg-images:

A 28 year-old Jenny Joseph modeling for what would become today’s Columbia Pictures logo.

omg-images: A 28 year-old Jenny Joseph modeling for what would become today’s Columbia Pictures logo.

28 Year Old: on Uber Humor Steve holt omg-images: A 28 year-old Jenny Joseph modeling for what would become today’s Columbia Pictures logo.
28 Year Old: on
 Uber Humor Steve holt
omg-images:

A 28 year-old Jenny Joseph modeling for what would become today’s Columbia Pictures logo.

omg-images: A 28 year-old Jenny Joseph modeling for what would become today’s Columbia Pictures logo.