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Laters
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Sunseter
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Cars, Juice, and Memes: Today, I fucked up... by calling a locksmith when l was "locked out"of my car groud-On: today-ifuckedup: I'll preface this by saying I'm usually not a stupid man but I was at the end of my third 16 hour shift in a row and I was very tired. I'll make this quick: I got off work, went out to my car, hit the button for the doors on my remote unlocker as usual. Nothing happened. I tried it a few more times battery must be dead. I stand there for 10 minutes, mashing the little button, hoping for enough juice to open the doors. Nada I call a locksmith, explain that I'm locked out of my car. He says he'll be right over. 20 minutes later he arrives. He walks up with his tools, inserts a thing that looks like a blood pressure cuff in the door jamb. He starts making conversation as it inflates, pushing the door open: So locked your keys in the car? No problem sir, I'lI have it open in a minute. No, my keys are right here, my key fob is dead." I replied He stops and for about 10 seconds. Doesn't say a word. He sees my keys in my hands. Takes them from me, inserts them in the lock and opens the door I was mortified. I was so in a habit of opening the doors with my remote fob that I entirely forgot that keys could be used to unlock cars manually He started laughing so hard I thought he was going to have an aneurysm. After he stopped laughing, he told me there was no charge. The story he'd have to tell was worth the drive out Gold I'm dying at what @memezar just posted 😂😂
Cars, Juice, and Memes: Today, I fucked up... by calling a
 locksmith when l was "locked
 out"of my car
 groud-On:
 today-ifuckedup:
 I'll preface this by saying I'm usually not a stupid man but I was at the end
 of my third 16 hour shift in a row and I was very tired. I'll make this quick:
 I got off work, went out to my car, hit the button for the doors on my
 remote unlocker as usual. Nothing happened. I tried it a few more times
 battery must be dead. I stand there for 10 minutes, mashing the little
 button, hoping for enough juice to open the doors. Nada
 I call a locksmith, explain that I'm locked out of my car. He says he'll be
 right over. 20 minutes later he arrives. He walks up with his tools, inserts
 a thing that looks like a blood pressure cuff in the door jamb. He starts
 making conversation as it inflates, pushing the door open:
 So locked your keys in the car? No problem sir, I'lI have it open in a
 minute.
 No, my keys are right here, my key fob is dead." I replied
 He stops and for about 10 seconds. Doesn't say a word. He sees my
 keys in my hands. Takes them from me, inserts them in the lock and
 opens the door
 I was mortified. I was so in a habit of opening the doors with my remote
 fob that I entirely forgot that keys could be used to unlock cars manually
 He started laughing so hard I thought he was going to have an
 aneurysm. After he stopped laughing, he told me there was no charge.
 The story he'd have to tell was worth the drive out
 Gold
I'm dying at what @memezar just posted 😂😂

I'm dying at what @memezar just posted 😂😂

Apparently, Church, and Fail: captainlovelxce hey have i ever told y all about my cursed apartment building cursed how, you say???? well, here's the thing: no-one can fuckin see it. let me explain further .i live in a tiny flat in a big red brick building with huge windows. it has a driveway with two columns on either side not a thing you usually see in this area. it is opposite a bus stop and several corner shops. it is on a main, busy road. most significantly, it is attached to a church. a well- known church with a big pink sign on the front. all things that would make it easy to spot, right???? like if i gave that list of distinguishing features to someone along with my address then they'd be able to find my filat easily, right??? well APPARENTLY NOT we have never once had a delivery to our flat (outside of the usual postal service) where we haven't been called by a lost courier usually, they are about thirty seconds away. "i'm by the church and i don't know where to go from here," they say. so we tell them, "it's the building right next to the church!! the one you're outside. that church. it's the next building along. it's opposite a bus stop and it has a driveway with two big columns." without fail, they call back 5-10 minutes later, still lost. i have answered calls from both lost delivery people and friends where i've been able to see them standing in front of the driveway, from my window a friend of mine once drove past my building three times, while on the phone to me, getting increasingly panicked that she couldn't figure out where she was going. she parked in a nearby road and i had to walk to her car and guide her to the driveway however, my flatmate and i found this place when we were flat-hunting first time, no trouble, and we don't know what that means other than i guess this place chose us and the rent is so cheap because the estate agents were so relieved to find the first people in a thousand years who could actually see this fuckin building . today a food delivery person called me to say he was outside the church was told to go to the next building along, (a 20 second journey on foot) and arrived at my door 20 minutes later, saying, "sorry, i went to the back of this building by mistake. weird right???" this building doesn't have a back it backs onto the rest of the church it doesn't have a back where did he go . . toastynoneofyourbusiness There's probably a wizard's pub somewhere around there and the spell keeps overlapping with the nearby buildings captainlovelxce i haven't really been interacting with the notes on this post bc it blew up unexpectedly and ive been rly busy, but reblogging again to say - holy fuck, there is actually a pub just down the road that's all boarded up and derelict but i HAVE seen people go in and out of it and sometimes you can see a light on in the upstairs window Source:motherfortuna #bahahahahah #sacred space #fairy circle 92,553 notes TFW you live in a liminal space
Apparently, Church, and Fail: captainlovelxce
 hey have i ever told y all about my cursed apartment building
 cursed how, you say???? well, here's the thing: no-one can fuckin see it. let me
 explain further
 .i live in a tiny flat in a big red brick building with huge windows. it has a
 driveway with two columns on either side not a thing you usually see in
 this area. it is opposite a bus stop and several corner shops. it is on a
 main, busy road. most significantly, it is attached to a church. a well-
 known church with a big pink sign on the front.
 all things that would make it easy to spot, right???? like if i gave that list of
 distinguishing features to someone along with my address then they'd be
 able to find my filat easily, right??? well APPARENTLY NOT
 we have never once had a delivery to our flat (outside of the usual postal
 service) where we haven't been called by a lost courier
 usually, they are about thirty seconds away. "i'm by the church and i don't
 know where to go from here," they say. so we tell them, "it's the building
 right next to the church!! the one you're outside. that church. it's the next
 building along. it's opposite a bus stop and it has a driveway with two big
 columns."
 without fail, they call back 5-10 minutes later, still lost.
 i have answered calls from both lost delivery people and friends where
 i've been able to see them standing in front of the driveway, from my
 window
 a friend of mine once drove past my building three times, while on the
 phone to me, getting increasingly panicked that she couldn't figure out
 where she was going. she parked in a nearby road and i had to walk to
 her car and guide her to the driveway
 however, my flatmate and i found this place when we were flat-hunting
 first time, no trouble, and we don't know what that means other than i
 guess this place chose us and the rent is so cheap because the estate
 agents were so relieved to find the first people in a thousand years who
 could actually see this fuckin building
 .
 today a food delivery person called me to say he was outside the church
 was told to go to the next building along, (a 20 second journey on foot)
 and arrived at my door 20 minutes later, saying, "sorry, i went to the back
 of this building by mistake. weird right???"
 this building doesn't have a back
 it backs onto the rest of the church it doesn't have a back where did he go
 .
 .
 toastynoneofyourbusiness
 There's probably a wizard's pub somewhere around there and the spell keeps
 overlapping with the nearby buildings
 captainlovelxce
 i haven't really been interacting with the notes on this post bc it blew up
 unexpectedly and ive been rly busy, but reblogging again to say - holy fuck,
 there is actually a pub just down the road that's all boarded up and derelict but i
 HAVE seen people go in and out of it and sometimes you can see a light on in
 the upstairs window
 Source:motherfortuna
 #bahahahahah
 #sacred space #fairy circle
 92,553 notes
TFW you live in a liminal space

TFW you live in a liminal space

Chill, Dude, and Police: imported post Hey guys im new to the forums, a friend pointed me in this direction. Ok so here is my story. I was out at the local saki eating with the lady, and in walks city pd. I was sitting with my pistol, secured in its holster, on the outside in plain view. He walks right past my table and doesnt say a word. I continue to eat with the lady, and about 20 minutes later we go to leave The officer follows us outside and says hey buddy can i talk to you a minute. I turn around and say "yes sir?" He then reaches and pulls my gun from my holster and says "whats this?" I reply "my firearm, that i legally perchased, i have the reciept in my wallet if you wish to see if." He looks me up and down and asks "why are you carrying it??" i reply for "self protection, and as far as i know NC is an OC state, and there is nothing illegal about it." He proceeded to tell me it is an OC state but there is a law about terrorizing the public. He proceeded to unload my XD and had it back, he told me to get a CCW I was at first highly annoyed at his behavior, but after going down to the police station to get my extra mag back that he forgot to handover,i learned that the teenage brats sitting behind us had called 911 and just told them there was a guy with a gun. So i understand his agression. So what should i do about OC? i really want to OC, and yes i am getting my CCW <p><a href="https://ausefulblogforputtingthingsin.tumblr.com/post/172450204891/libertarirynn-oh-youve-got-to-be-kidding-me" class="tumblr_blog">ausefulblogforputtingthingsin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/172449796139/oh-youve-got-to-be-kidding-me" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Oh you’ve got to be kidding me.</p></blockquote> <p>Can’t you get in trouble for calling 911 for no reason? Because those teenagers should. I guess if they in good faith thought there was an emergency they’d be justified but the dude was just having a meal. Also this person was so chill even though his rights were being violated and he was inconvenienced and basically harassed. </p></blockquote> <p>Seriously. I mean he says he can “understand the aggression” because the officer was called out there but the cop observed him for 20 minutes and saw he was doing nothing but minding his own business. At that point if you want to get upset with someone, how about the kids who wasted your time? Tell them they had no business calling the police and that it’s legal to open carry and the man was doing nothing wrong, don’t harass *him*.</p>
Chill, Dude, and Police: imported post
 Hey guys im new to the forums, a friend pointed
 me in this direction.
 Ok so here is my story. I was out at the local saki
 eating with the lady, and in walks city pd. I was
 sitting with my pistol, secured in its holster, on the
 outside in plain view. He walks right past my table
 and doesnt say a word. I continue to eat with the
 lady, and about 20 minutes later we go to leave
 The officer follows us outside and says hey buddy
 can i talk to you a minute. I turn around and say
 "yes sir?" He then reaches and pulls my gun from
 my holster and says "whats this?" I reply "my
 firearm, that i legally perchased, i have the reciept
 in my wallet if you wish to see if." He looks me up
 and down and asks "why are you carrying it??" i
 reply for "self protection, and as far as i know NC is
 an OC state, and there is nothing illegal about it."
 He proceeded to tell me it is an OC state but there
 is a law about terrorizing the public. He proceeded
 to unload my XD and had it back, he told me to get
 a CCW
 I was at first highly annoyed at his behavior, but
 after going down to the police station to get my
 extra mag back that he forgot to handover,i
 learned that the teenage brats sitting behind us
 had called 911 and just told them there was a guy
 with a gun. So i understand his agression.
 So what should i do about OC? i really want to OC,
 and yes i am getting my CCW
<p><a href="https://ausefulblogforputtingthingsin.tumblr.com/post/172450204891/libertarirynn-oh-youve-got-to-be-kidding-me" class="tumblr_blog">ausefulblogforputtingthingsin</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/172449796139/oh-youve-got-to-be-kidding-me" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Oh you’ve got to be kidding me.</p></blockquote>
<p>Can’t you get in trouble for calling 911 for no reason? Because those teenagers should. I guess if they in good faith thought there was an emergency they’d be justified but the dude was just having a meal. Also this person was so chill even though his rights were being violated and he was inconvenienced and basically harassed. </p></blockquote>

<p>Seriously. I mean he says he can “understand the aggression” because the officer was called out there but the cop observed him for 20 minutes and saw he was doing nothing but minding his own business. At that point if you want to get upset with someone, how about the kids who wasted your time? Tell them they had no business calling the police and that it’s legal to open carry and the man was doing nothing wrong, don’t harass *him*.</p>

ausefulblogforputtingthingsin: libertarirynn:Oh you’ve got to be kidding me. Can’t you get in trouble for calling 911 for no reason? Becaus...

Click, Internet, and Money: AT&T 4:50 AM polygonfighter Hey what the fuck happened to all the net neutrality coverage This shit is still happening people, and all of the sudden its disappeared from my dash almost entirely over night eykonto I don't know why, but I think people are automatically being unfollowed from the Net Neutrality tag. It happens to me every time l try to follow it. I'll follow the tag, come back 20 minutes later & I'll for some reason have unfollowed the tag automatically. I think this may be happening to a majority of people in an attempt to silence the resistance. Please take a screen shot of this post in case it gets deleted polygonfighter hey yeah can yall reblog this cause this is very important. Tumblr is ACTIVELY trying to silence out outrage at this by making us incapable of seeing coverage of events. We're all gonna have to come together and step up about this. Every little note counts, spread the word, dont give in so easily AT&T 4:50 AM polygonfighter I just checked this and i can CONFIRM that tumblr AUTOMATICALLY MAKES YOU UNFOLLOW THE NET NEUTRALITY TAGS AFTER 20 MINUTES Please spread the word! Screen shot this post just in case it gets deleted!! bristlee1 There is a reason that happens. Tumblr is OWNED by Verizon who is a leader in throwing money at getting rid of Net Neutrality. They have spent literally millions to bring it down so that they can charge you more, slow down your internet and block you from sites they do not deem appropriate. Keep sending in letters, emails and making phone calls. IF you post about it ADD links for FS! What is Net Neutrality: click here (X) How to fight back, doing NOTHING is not an option: https://www.battleforthenet.com/ http://act.freepress.net/sign/internet_lifeline_fcc/? source-website action%3Fsource%3Dwebsite actio ns https://www.aclu.org/issues/free-speech/dont- dismantle-net-neutrality https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/do-not- repeal-net-neutrality Tumblr automatically makes you unfollow the net neutrality tags after 20 minutes (x-post r/netneutrality)
Click, Internet, and Money: AT&T
 4:50 AM
 polygonfighter
 Hey what the fuck happened
 to all the net neutrality
 coverage
 This shit is still happening people, and all of the
 sudden its disappeared from my dash almost entirely
 over night
 eykonto
 I don't know why, but I think people are automatically
 being unfollowed from the Net Neutrality tag. It
 happens to me every time l try to follow it. I'll follow
 the tag, come back 20 minutes later & I'll for some
 reason have unfollowed the tag automatically. I think
 this may be happening to a majority of people in an
 attempt to silence the resistance. Please take a
 screen shot of this post in case it gets deleted
 polygonfighter
 hey yeah can yall reblog this cause this is very
 important. Tumblr is ACTIVELY trying to silence out
 outrage at this by making us incapable of seeing
 coverage of events. We're all gonna have to come
 together and step up about this.
 Every little note counts, spread the word, dont give
 in so easily
 AT&T
 4:50 AM
 polygonfighter
 I just checked this and i can CONFIRM that tumblr
 AUTOMATICALLY MAKES YOU UNFOLLOW THE
 NET NEUTRALITY TAGS AFTER 20 MINUTES
 Please spread the word! Screen shot this post just in
 case it gets deleted!!
 bristlee1
 There is a reason that happens. Tumblr is OWNED by
 Verizon who is a leader in throwing money at getting
 rid of Net Neutrality. They have spent literally
 millions to bring it down so that they can charge you
 more, slow down your internet and block you from
 sites they do not deem appropriate. Keep sending in
 letters, emails and making phone calls. IF you post
 about it ADD links for FS!
 What is Net Neutrality: click here (X)
 How to fight back, doing NOTHING is not an
 option:
 https://www.battleforthenet.com/
 http://act.freepress.net/sign/internet_lifeline_fcc/?
 source-website action%3Fsource%3Dwebsite actio
 ns
 https://www.aclu.org/issues/free-speech/dont-
 dismantle-net-neutrality
 https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/do-not-
 repeal-net-neutrality
Tumblr automatically makes you unfollow the net neutrality tags after 20 minutes (x-post r/netneutrality)

Tumblr automatically makes you unfollow the net neutrality tags after 20 minutes (x-post r/netneutrality)