yourplayersaidwhat Context the party is traversing a mountain pass in a blizzard a la Lord of the Rings scene DM has everyone roll the dice to see if they don't fall down the cliff and dwarf warrior in heavy plate armor fails the check DM Heavy gust of wind pushed you off the path You slip and fall off the cliff What do you do? Dwarf I flap my arms really really hard DM Seriously? Dwarf it's not like I got better options DM ok roll the dice Dwarf rolls natural 20 DM Party DM roll again Dwarf rolls another 20 Party ?! DM sigh With astonished look on their faces the party behold a most miraculous sight A dwarf in heavy armor is slowly rising up in the air above the cliff edge by flapping his arms really really fucking hard worddevourer According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a dwarf should be able to fly Its arms are too small to get its sturdy little body off the ground And aren't wings The dwarf of course flies anyway because dwarves don't care what humans think is impossible Source yourplayersaidwhat 15 213 notes Meme

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