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Waiting to surprise my SO with this little nugget when she gets home from work Reddit ubelatedpajamas @DrSmashlove Now people always wanna be like “wow how do you live in Chicago” “damn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miami” “wow Chicago is big cold yuck” OKAY DUH NOBODY SAYING IT’S WARM LOL But the cold got benefits For one it make the holidays pretty I don’t celebrate Christmas but all the pretty lights and snowflakes bruv that make me feel like I’m in a quaint adorable little English village On some “Cheerio chap! Yes very good govvenah! BRIYYANT!” 😂 U feel me? Heritage Not my heritage - but somebody heritage lol! Fireplaces Cozy lil fires U feel me? Seasons Now it’s also downsides I keep water bottles in my car and them bottles freeze No bueno asf But a HALF FROZE bottle is a come up! If u catch it at the right point in the freeze life cycle it develop a water PP column right up the middle that osmularicizes coldness through water you pour into the bottle it and freezes it to the optimal gym water temp Boom One sip and u transported to the mountains of Norway bruv U thirsty U been walking for days U come upon a comely Norwegian birb with a gaggle of aggressive huskies barking at u U like “Ok these huskies don’t like my kind lmao RIP to me it was real” She opens her mouth and whispers “Jeg kan se din PP-utskrift gjennom din overcoat” “I can see your PP print through your overcoat” And then u like “aye short blond hair on white girls is sexy ol McCaulay Culkin Justin Bieber with a fatty lookin a$$ PAUSE” And she like “come Drink” And she open her shroud which is made from a single uncut bison skin and she bare nekky and she put my head against her heart and pour water into my mouth like I’m her bb and I’m like “wow Scandinavians are wild but I love it” That’s how soothing that half frozen ice PP water bottle taste bruv Anyway then she fall in love with me and ask me to live among her people and I’m like “Jeg er her for en god stund ikke lenge du vet jeg” “I'm here for a good time not a long time you know **I**” And she shed a single tear and I pet the huskies and depart homeward BOTTOM LINE THAT HALF FROZEN WATER BOTTLE IS A GYM BLESSING BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂 Meme
Be like
Bless up
Chicago
Christmas
Fall
Frozen
Girls
God
Gym
head
Justin Bieber
Life
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Love
memes
reddit
sexy
Smashing
Thirsty
Work
Good
Hair
Heart
Home
Live
Norway
Norwegian
Okay
The Middle
Time
Water
White
Wild
Cold
English
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boom
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got
miami
ask
her
yes
car
ice
bison
pretty lights
bieber
big
can
lights
pet
one
sip
skin
open
don
why
heritage
she
rip
them
all
make
you
water bottle
real
now
village
din
made
for
lil
overcoat
asf
chap
this
why not
bueno
in love
surprise
like
right
feel
always
people
do you
walking
tear
huskies
celebrate
then
snowflakes
blond
white girls
warm
i love it
and then
freeze
pour
froze
soothing
good time
saying
blond hair
my car
wanna
fall in love
but i love it
love it
culkin
shed
gaggle
pretty
somebody
cozy
nobody
shroud
no bueno
whispers
bottle
nugget
blessing
pause
comely
bless
quaint
line
bare
optimal
fatty
uncut
through
yuck
holidays
the holidays
no
make me
see
mouth
come
know
days
drink
anyway
fall in love with
duh
vet
birb
gets
catch
short
freezes
barking
feel like
life cycle
water bottles
a long time
point
u come
bottom
bottles
little
And
You Know
Here
Justin
For Days
When
I Love
That
Long Time
Single Tear
You Know I
But
Not
Print
When She
Taste
The
Long
A Good
Very Good
From
Your
Kind
Bruv
Lookin
Here For A Good Time Not A Long Time
Come Up
Very
These
Seasons
Mountains
In My
Was
With
Half
Middle
In A
Are
She Shed
How Do
How Do You
Also
Put
Keep
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Temp
Column
Benefits
Against
For A Good Time
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