today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said thanks and half of me tried to say you're welcome and the other half tried to say no problem and i ended up saying your problem Anonymous 120711Wed1628 No5220706 Reposting my all time favorite greentext playing soccer in gym ball is up in the air think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal -try miss bal >kick goale in the face stry to ask Are you okay and I'm fucking sorry at the same time sinstead end up yelling ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY? goalie is choking back tears this post had me in tears I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories but they're not so i'll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between I have to pay a fine and I have to pay a fee and I walked in and firmly stated I have to pee and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter the fee was like ten cents and walked out This was like three years ago andI still haven't been back My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so l tried to say quick and fast at the same time and I ended up screaming QUACK which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn philip-the-nickel in volleyball in tenth grade my team lost almost every single game but PRAYING that we would win and all of my teammates started cheering but instead of yelling encouragement I accidentally yelled DEAR this one time we were ahead and I was sitting on the bench literally for my friend who was about to serve and I tried to join in the cheers HEAVENLY FATHER one of my friends ankesh was playing soccer and was about to get nailed in the face and another of my friends tried to say watch out ankesh and said WONKESH I was in the car with my sister and we were arguing and I was caught between yelling fight me and fuck you at her so I just ended up screaming FUCK ME! at her aRe YoU fUcKiNg SoRrY? Meme

Driving

Friends

Gym

soccer

Sorry

Watch Out

Lost

Work

Anonymous

Game

found @ 32 likes ON 2019-02-26 11:23:40 BY astrologymemes.com

source: tumblr