The creative writing class at my school is writing children's books This is a list the teacher made of books not to write 1 You are Different and That's Bad 2 The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3 Dad's New Wife 'Greg' 4 Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share 5 Hammers Screwdrivers and Scissors An I-Can-Do-It Book 6 The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking 7 Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her 8 Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 9 All Cats Go to Hell 10 The Little Sissy Who Snitched 11 Some Kittens Can Fly 12 That's It I'm Putting You Up for Adoption 13 Grandpa Gets a Casket 14 The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15 Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 16 The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 17 Strangers Have the Best Candy 18 Whining Kicking and Crying to Get your Way 19 You were an Accident 20 Things Rich Kids Have But You Never Will 21 Popl Goes the Hamster And Other Great Microwave Games 22 The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan 23 Your Nightmares Are Real 24 Where Would You Like to be Buried? 25 Eggs Toilet Paper and Your School 26 Why Can't Mr Fork and Ms Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 27 Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things 28 Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 29 The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool 30 Making Grown-Up Friends On the Internet 31 101 Fun Games To Play in the Road 32 You Can't Help It If You're Stupid 33 Patty Went Splat! Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt 34 Bullies Deserve To Die 35 Go to Your Room Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love 36 Timmy's The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend 37 I Dare Youl 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy 38 Trixie Goes to the Big City ccesamestreet spydercyde obsessionthenarglesmademedoit But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years Okay quick story about the last one- I go to this school too and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays After all of the kids have submitted their short stories he reads them all for the first time to his two kids who help him grade them in a way One time a girl wrote a story about a sheep named Trixie making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress a singer or whatever he was pretty vague on the description She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’ where she tries to make her dream come true Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time since it was his first time reading it and to his kids he was caught completely off guard And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City Meme











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