stuartsemple 23m And the narc is Send Message X stuartsemple 23m The Lisson Gallery Send Message stuartsemple 23m Stuart Semp e Directors SSON GALLERY -54 Bell Street ndon NW1 5DA mail and email to contact@lissongallerycom BREACH OF TERMS OF SERVICE CULTUREHUSTLECOM ILLEGAL ACQUISITION ON BEHALF OF ANISH KAPOOR OF THE WORLD'S EST PINK PII ear Sirs aware that you represent Mr Anish Kapoor and I write today not to dob him in so that yo n tell him off but rather to try and resolve this matter Unlike Kapoor I am not one to 'point th ger however on this occasion it has become important to do so old your gallery in the highest esteem I am a fan of several of your artists but on this casion you have been extremely naughty You have been part of a conspiracy to illegally tain my PINK and provide Mr Kapoor with it e have now finished fully researching this situation and it has come to our attention that you we been part of a conspiracy to obtain my PINK and provide Mr Kapoor with it enabling him 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photograph or stagram showing he was indeed in possession of the substance he also included the captio p Yours The comments on this post clearly demonstrate the negative impact such a gesture shad upon a whole community He needs to say sorry for hurting everyone's feelings emind you hoarding colours & stealing other people's colours without asking nicely isn't big rd it's simply bad i said I think it would be best to resolve this matter amicably without this silly business calating any further However if we are unable to resolve this in a timely and grown up way n fully prepared to take further action which will no doubt become stressful and expensive erefore I would appreciate it if 1 Your gallery would say sorry for giving my pink to Mr Kapoor 2 Mr Kapoor would give me my PINK back I don't want him to have it 3 He will write 100 lines 'I will be nice I will share my colours and he will post the same his instagram iling the above an agreeable settlement would also be 1 The re-imbursement of £399 the cost of the PINK minus shipping 2 And Mr Kapoor to void his exclusive agreement over the use of Vanta Black in art you were to settle as above I will be more than happy to share all my colours with him so he esn't feel left out and can join in with the rest of us ok forward to resolving this matter ours uart Semple Send Message capsgirl19 residesatshamecentral groot-scamander troublesomegay spontaneousmusicalnumber fox-smulders STUART SEMPLE FOUND THE PINK NARC God this is the greatest art feud of our time Read the conditions of settlement It’s gold Captioned because even I’m having trouble reading this A screenshot from snapchat of a document that is cut off on the extreme edges erasing the first and last two or three letters from each line Doing my best to correctly transcribe Breach of terms of service culturehustlecomIllegal acquisition on behalf of Anish Kapoor of the World’s Pinkest Pink Dear Sirs I am aware that you represent Mr Anish Kapoor and I write today not to dob him in so that you can tell him off but rather to try and resolve this matter Unlike Kapoor I am not one to ‘point the finger’ however on this occasion it has become important to do so I hold your gallery in the highest esteem I am a fan of several of your artists but on this occasion you have been extremely naughty You have been part of a conspiracy to obtain my PINK and provide Mr Kapoor with it We have now finished fully researching this situation and it has come to your attention that you have been part of a conspiracy to obtain my PINK and provide Mr Kapoor with it enabling him to exploit the substance against my wishes Further this juvenile behavior made much of the wider artistic community sad thanks to his extremely petty and childish post on Instagram The terms of service on my site CultureHustlecom are incredibly clearQuote By adding this product to your cart you agree that you are not Anish Kapoor you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor you are 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