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Head, Pizza, and Work: Software Engineer Native Range
 Nerdious Geekius
 The elusive Software Engineer is a noctur-
 nal creature, rarely found at their desks before
 10 or 11 in the morning, but often staying late
 into the night. They dislike being interrupt-
 ed while at work, and it theorized that their
 penchant for twillight hours is an evolutionary
 adaptation to reduce breaks in their trance-
 like state of coding.
 Diet: Pizza, caffeinated Beverages, Potato
 chips
 Not surprisingly, Software Engineers are
 solitary creatures, except for occasional gath-
 erings called "code reviews." In these gath-
 erings, engineers gently pace around a clear
 ing, sizing up each other's work. Although
 occasional battles will erupt, they mostly end
 without injury and the engineer will retreat to
 their desk and continue to hibernate.
 Conservation Status: Endangered due to
 poaching and head hunting.
 Fun Fact: Software Engineers have been
 known to kill each other in brutal fights over
 identation styles
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Software Engineer Native Range Nerdious Geekius The elusive Software Engineer is a noctur- nal creature rarely found at their desks before 10 or 11 in the morning but often staying late into the night They dislike being interrupt- ed while at work and it theorized that their penchant for twillight hours is an evolutionary adaptation to reduce breaks in their trance- like state of coding Diet Pizza caffeinated Beverages Potato chips Not surprisingly Software Engineers are solitary creatures except for occasional gath- erings called code reviews In these gath- erings engineers gently pace around a clear ing sizing up each other's work Although occasional battles will erupt they mostly end without injury and the engineer will retreat to their desk and continue to hibernate Conservation Status Endangered due to poaching and head hunting Fun Fact Software Engineers have been known to kill each other in brutal fights over identation styles Thought this might belong here Meme

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