rockatransky on occasion i browse the clearance racks at overpriced hipster-y boutiques cause from time to time you can find amazing deals but being in Rich People Places always makes me a little nervous- and today when i was picking up a layaway from one of these shops my nerves resulted in a story the shopkeepers are probably gonna be telling for quite a while i'd just come from the feed store for lizard food ie bugs and it was like 95F out so they were slowly being smothered to death in my backpack so when the clerk who i'd overheard was only on her second day working there gave me my fancy sundress in a bag way too big for it i pulled out two dozen crickets in a plastic bag and a tub full of mealworms from my pack and set them gently on the bag so they could breathe better till i got home this girl's eyes go wide and she looks imploringly back at the equally startled-looking manager helping her through the transaction and i realize that this might look a little weird to folks who aren't reptile keepers so instead of doing the logical thing and explaining that i'm feeding leopard geckos i sorta chuckled and shrugged apologetically and just said dinner y'know? for the briefest of moments there was an awkward silence so sweaty and suffocating you could drown in it and then in true daytime comedy fashion the fucking crickets started chirping so i guess i'm never going back there ever again Welp time to go hide under a rock with the lizards Meme











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