? rAskReddit a uS-Eleni • 12h After You Die You Get Access to a Database With All the Information Ever Known or Collected Throughout Human History What Do You Search for First? Discussion 1 45k 1 Share 20k Y BEST COMMENTS NicNoletree · 11h 否1Award Find Out What Database Software They Use How Much Data They Have and Begin Looking at the Table Structure and Relationships + Reply 14k Jeremy1015 · 6h Plot Twist It's Mongo and the Entirety of Human History Is Stored in a Single JSON Object the Top Level Is a Key Called Events and the Value Is an Unsorted Array 217 JuniorSenior Trainee · 3h Turns Out God Is a Really Nervous DB Admin Waiting for the Inevitable All the Apocalypse Stuff in the Bible Was Actually Just a Misunderstanding of Him Saying Guys You Don't Get It I Literally Built This Shit in Seven Days When I Probably Should've Spent Years on It but Management Was Pressuring Me to Deliver in Seven Days So I Had to Hack Together This Garbage and It Will Definitely Break Any Minute Now 159 Ar4n · 2h Mistranslation in the Bible on the 7th Day He Tested That’s a Lot of Data