Popeye's Chic-Fil-A Okay Let Me Break It Down for the People Who Haven't Had a Chicken Sandwich From Either Chick-Fil-A or Popeyes Chick-Fil-A's Sandwich Tastes Like It Was Cooked by a White Woman Named Sarah Who Grew Up Around Black People the Flavor Is Definitely There but Sarah Cares About Your Cholesterol So She's Carefu About the Breading and Grease Content Popeye's Sandwich Tastes Like It Was Cooked by an Older Black Lady Named Lucille That Serves on the Usher Board and Has 12 Grandkids That Call Her Madea Madea Don't Give a Shit About Your Cholesterol Because God's in Control Ihope This Helps Well Move Over Sarah I Need Me Some Medea