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My House

Police

Devil

Break

Golf

Home

House

Kentucky

Nails

Neighbors

Waiting...

MeIRL

Dog

car

stitch

blow

the police

him

top

sound

hole

cannon

charge

man

set

the devil

blast

own

the neighbors

first

grape

ball

extra

miss

what

founding fathers

for

bayonet

tally

shot

musket

loaded

spot

men

dead

just

pistol

because

impossible

shrapnel

what the

hes

terrified

shreds

rapscallion

car alarms

intended

tally ho

grab

through

two

wig

draw

lads

two men

defense

miss him

at-the-top

out

grab my

hes dead

off

stairs

And

Waiting On

Last

The

The First

Rifle

I Have

Its

Tally Ho Lads

Fathers

Thats

With

Fix

Are

Have

Four

Thats What

Since

Second

Wounds

Founding

Arrive

Draw My

Entirely

Founding Fathers Intended

Golf Ball

In The

Into

Just As The Founding Fathers Intended

Powdered Wig

Dead On

Have To

Just As

Loaded With

Resort

Resort To

Set Off

Smoothbore

Stitch Up

To Arrive

Triangular

the last

because its

my

at

neighbors dog

through the

a

First Man

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