locatescape ask-link-the-hylian-champion theinfiknight memeseverdie bidfox rnother-hen neener-nina deltadragoon vikinglibertarian zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp bestrooftalkever coolstoryrob meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin serionsly voyagevisuelle This a Moonmelon scientifically knows as asidus This fruit grows in some parts of Japan and is known for its vibrant blue color What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it Everything sour will taste sweet everything salty will taste bitter and it gives water a strong orange-like taste It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY which is about 200 dollars or you know this could be photoshopped but idk you tell me this is alexandrias melon wow it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons its magic it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true This is the Peppermeloni seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500000 followers It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza This planet is really just so amazing guys wow Patrickmelon The taste of this melon will always surprise you I’m fucking done with this site This is the evermelon If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!? ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black that’s how I got my name with purple streaks and red tips and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons AN if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here! Nothing will ever be better than the last one HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps- Hadtodoittoemelon Meme




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found @ 31 likes ON 2019-10-28 14:40:05 BY astrologymemes.com

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