hannah @lovecloud I told my boyfriend to write me an essay on why I should blow him 00 AT&T LTE 758 PM 89% 8 MAN CANDY I want a persuasive essay with a strong thesis statement written in MLA format on why l should suck your dick Due by midnight tonight I'll fucking do it Do it Ok By text or email? Email Gotchu Jose Alvarez Dr Hannah Smith GF STUDIES PO1 December 27 2016 A Short but Thorough Analysis on Why You Should Blow Me To blow or not to blow? This is a parody of the wel echoed Shakespearean proverb that gauges the pros and cons and consequential successes and failures the latter of which is indisputably improbable of giving me a blowjob As the author whom henceforth will be referred to for general commentary as I or me have taken a contrarian stance on the hyperbolized disadvantages of giving me a blowjob I will in strictly heterosexual dialogue support my argument by addressing the benefits of having my skin flute played orally The aforementioned benefits are as follows increased receptivity for the blowing of the other partner positive increase on women's self-esteem and the enrichment of intimacy between men and women who partake in oral sex It goes without saying that in order to be healthy a person must eat well exercise moderately sleep a generous amount and last but not least have regularly sex There is overwhelming evidence supported by countless scientists that links the performance of sex to better health But where does oral sex benefit me? Why should you blow me? I'm not selfish and this excerpt from The Evolution of Sexuality from Oakland University proves that blowing me is not only beneficial for me but for you as wel Men who report performing more mate retention behaviors in general and more benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors in particular also report greater interest in and more time spent performing oral sex on theii female partner Likewise women who report performing more benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors also report greater interest in and moretme spent performing oral sex on their male partner -but this relationship is stronger for men The aforementioned only reinforces my point that blowing me serves to greatly encourage a more diverse repertoire in bed Performing the act of fellatio on your amazing boyfriend surely includes you in the beneficiary Recent studies and polls have found that there is indeed a correlation concerning th frequency of knob gobbling and a woman's improved self- esteem According to the June 2011 issue of The Journal of Adolescent Health researchers at John Hopkins Bloomberg School of Health conducted a poll of which the results found that sexual pleasure augments healthy psychological and social development Researcher Adena Galinsky PhD's studies in the poll concluded that the receiving and performing of oral se improved a woman's self-esteem autonomy and empathy Isn't sucky fucky amazing? The frequency of oral sex and intimacy goes hand in hand I uncontestably declare that sex with foreplay will always eclipse sex lacking thereof Here's what journalist Gigi Engel from Elite Daily has to say Ifyou 're giving a blowjob you 're serving this other person with no guarantee that you ll receive the same satisfaction You're giving up your pleasure -and perhaps suffering some discomfort -for the sake of making someone else happy You 're valuing another person 's pleasure above your own Giving me brain literally fosters a stronger chain of love admiration loyalty and empathy between both of us If both opinionated journalists and empirical scientists subscribe to this idea then surely giving me a blowjob rewards not only me but you as well Giving me a blowjob is thus proven to encourage a healthier sexual and emotional state These three points are fueled by both reason and logic and in my opinion are substantial evidence to the welfare of my dick In conclusionI plead with to whom this essay is explicitly written that you should smoke my penis The end unf0rgivingly This is the most entertaining thing I think I’ve ever read in my life Meme











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