gay-son-of-a-pastor shoptiludropdead muffinsandmatriarchy m00nqueer ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 and discontinued shortly thereafter basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which at the time were mostly hosted & attended by gay men so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit mesh shirt & all this doll became the best selling ken doll in history mostly because gay men bought it in droves many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll OH MY GOD YOU’RE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART SO MAGIC EARRING KEN This bitch gay as HELL supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for “magic earrings” and clip on charms These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual not gay at ALL see there’s a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match because he’s STRAIGHT Here’s the issue THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay But it’s DEFINITELY GAYAnd if you’re thinking why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings it was the in-style Everyone who was gay wore one even women you sewed them to your leather jacket and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference In case you were wondering Ken is a Bottom AND IT GETS BETTER Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLDLET THAT SINK IN SIX WEEKS And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board they’re forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts Gay as hell Cock Ring Bottom Ken the Best Selling Mattel DollPride please take the time out of your day to read about Magic Earring Ken™ gay history Meme






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