fleur-cannnon: afairlypudgycat: whiskeyworen: jaxblade: norseminuteman: red-faced-wolf: kasaron: bears-for-the-bear-god: the-goddamn-doomguy: captainsnoop: big dick energy Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans. This is genuinely beyond big dick energy It’s honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE) Holy shit Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT.  Also I love how they don’t just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he’s been kicking ass on Mars/Hell.   ALPHA AF!!! I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude’s lanyard, and instead of doing a vicious yank, or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does, he very, VERY carefully takes it, and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner, before letting him go.For a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence, that was remarkably polite of him. It was almost his “…Excuse me. I require this. Pardon my reach.”Then that poor marine. “Hey YOU! You can’t… be… here…” DoomGuy just casually approaches, looks at him, looks at his gun, and then still remarkably politely, just takes it. Doesn’t wrench it away, or kill the guy, or anything violent. Just reaches out and retrieves it. Again, like “You are doing a fine job. That’s a fine weapon. Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*”It’s as if he’s being very, VERY careful not to harm normal humans (or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as), saving his violence specifically for the Daemonic.Kinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn’t neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho. He’s a guy who has seen so much, done SO MUCH… that he’s calm. He’s so far beyond wrath at the demons that he’s entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there. Nothing shakes him of it. He doesn’t grunt, he doesn’t yell, he doesn’t scream, he just breathes and moves on. New demon? Well, it’ll bleed like the last. He doesn’t revel in combat, he just moves through it like walking through air; it’s a function of existence for him. Doomguy dissociating 100% of the time Within the first few minutes of Doom 2016 and throughout much of the remainder of the game it’s clear that Doomguy values human life A LOT. Humans are never his enemy, it’s the demons. He looks at the dead man in the elevator as Hayden says something along the lines of “I swear it was for the greater good.” Doomguy sees right in front of him it wasn’t, and I betcha right then Doomguy was against Hayden. Doomguy doesn’t take kindly to crimes against humanity, even if accidental.

fleur-cannnon afairlypudgycat whiskeyworen jaxblade norseminuteman red-faced-wolf kasaron bears-for-the-bear-god the-goddamn-doomguy captainsnoop big dick energy Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans This is genuinely beyond big dick energy It’s honestly Argent Phallus Energy APE Holy shit Everyone is talking about key-card guy but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair Babe babe No Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax That chair aint doin SHIT Also I love how they don’t just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in They are acting like they think he might attack them because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he’s been kicking ass on MarsHell ALPHA AF!!! I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude’s lanyard and instead of doing a vicious yank or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does he very VERY carefully takes it and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner before letting him goFor a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence that was remarkably polite of him It was almost his “…Excuse me I require this Pardon my reach”Then that poor marine “Hey YOU! You can’t… be… here…” DoomGuy just casually approaches looks at him looks at his gun and then still remarkably politely just takes it Doesn’t wrench it away or kill the guy or anything violent Just reaches out and retrieves it Again like “You are doing a fine job That’s a fine weapon Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*”It’s as if he’s being very VERY careful not to harm normal humans or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as saving his violence specifically for the DaemonicKinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn’t neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho He’s a guy who has seen so much done SO MUCH… that he’s calm He’s so far beyond wrath at the demons that he’s entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there Nothing shakes him of it He doesn’t grunt he doesn’t yell he doesn’t scream he just breathes and moves on New demon? Well it’ll bleed like the last He doesn’t revel in combat he just moves through it like walking through air it’s a function of existence for him Doomguy dissociating 100% of the time Within the first few minutes of Doom 2016 and throughout much of the remainder of the game it’s clear that Doomguy values human life A LOT Humans are never his enemy it’s the demons He looks at the dead man in the elevator as Hayden says something along the lines of “I swear it was for the greater good” Doomguy sees right in front of him it wasn’t and I betcha right then Doomguy was against Hayden Doomguy doesn’t take kindly to crimes against humanity even if accidental Meme

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