daface Well my dad was a big porn producer and director in the 70s-90s It made him a ton of money but he blew it all gambling There was always his porn movies and boxes out at his house Don't know if it affected melturned out pretty normal sexually did find out Ron Jeremy had sex in my kitchen So there's that W360 I have a hard time watching porn because every once in a while my Dad will pop up Imagine that it is pretty weird kialkialkrocodial My father was not a porn star but was an executive at a company who produced a films in the 80s90s He got drunk one night when lwas in college and started showing me all the autographed pictures he had of porn stars When l was a kid he used to just tell me he worked for a company that made low budget movies that you would probably never see Scottishanalysis When was in the 7th grade my friend told me that he saw my mom online and further investigation showed that my mother was on the Bang My Wife' series So my stepdad at the time allowed my mother to perform on another man for his satisfaction THANKFULLY my friend kept it a secret from other people We not enough to make an impact I never told my mom and I have a hard time looking at her in the face now NO I WILL NOT LINK ANY VIDEOS Kool Walrus In ninth grade there was a guy in gym class who's mom was apparently a porn star He did some pretty weird shit including giving himself a nipple piercing with a safety pin shitting in the locker room shower So anyway one day he brings in pics of his mom and shows them to the class Nobody really knew how to react He ended up getting expelled for somehow ripping a water fountain out of the wall nakedjedi My mom is a cam whore Bch hogs all the bandwidth amuuuuu My mother recently became a phone sex line worker It's kinda funny Me and my dad are the only people who know about it and she shares these amazing stories about the guys she talks to Once she had a guy who wanted her to scream I clean with Mr Muscle think he was trolling but l bet someone's into that kinda thing She says it's pretty fucking great pay and a good laugh and suggested that l do it too Hasn't fucked me up at all My siblings don't even know because they're underage m sister would tell all her friends and my brother would probably be mortified Em A kid I was in high school with was notorious because his mom was in porn Evidently in freshman year he had some friends at his house and they were going through his dad's stuff looking for alcohol They find his porn stash and decide to watch some porn together because some guys do that l guess? lt was a VHS and it wasn't rewound so they started it in the middle I guess they're all thoroughly enjoying themselves watching this chick from behind Then the camera pans to the front and they get a square view of the woman's face s the kid's mom He never lived it down Not only was his mom in porn but he'd been spanking the monkey to her People would see him walking between classes and yell the name of the actor who was in the scene with her l don't remember the name now Mike something l think When he made the football team someone put up still frames of his mom in other films in the locker room He transferred schools about halfway through sophomore year because he couldn't deal with the mocking didshave The your mom okes tended to be surprisingly accurate in most cases giver of nofucks My dad was a porn star in the '70s His genes must run strong because I have a huge dick a hairy chest and a sweet mustache Thanks d Gentlemen Behold When that kid on XBox live tells me he fucked my mom it's kinda hard to prove he didn't kingoffools3 I didn't live with her I was adopted by my grandfather However I fucked up when old everyone in elementary school that my mother was a movie star My parents didn't know how to tell me I am Asian and l can look at Asian porn is one odd thing about it the fear is real don't like hedonistic living as a response to her Any questions? Atlantis Luna One of my friends found pictures of my sister on some revenge porn site in high school He seemed almost disappointed when I didn't really care I don't know She's ever progressing towards fame it might be a good thing that her nudes were leaked early on Besides I don't know what he expected from me like if anything it says more about her ex than her you know? Latex Band1t Let's say MILF isn't my favorite category tee1thousan We get alot of pizza dudes and plumbers at my house Children of Porn Stars Meme

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