Bonzy's Fun Times 0209 15 Mon22 36 33 No37965614 File I have a couple of stories floating around ito' at this point most about D&D with my amazing DM but what people don't know about him is just how dak he ean gat Take our Call of Cthulhu campaign See we got a little bit uppity and may have over stepped our bounds which put the DM or GM in this case into characters And they went out Some caught fire some losit their minds and went rambling into the night and more than a couple shot themselves after taking out an ally or semiimportant NPC Needess to say we had lost a lot of hope for playing a full campaign with a single charactar And then I created Bonzy the sad clown o apologize to the GM a w After all what bemer way to show heartbroak than with a symbal of joy and fun shamered into a broken and Bonzy drassed simply He wore very liie makeup a smal sed nose had dak hair and his clown uniform was covered with an old wom trench-coat that was not as bad-ass as it implied He had a sight drinking problem but Bonzy's Fun Times 020916Mon002 38 06 No 37965631 씌 He met the other players by chance having missed his bus and decided to bum it in the town for a few days because hel rs not ike heneally had anywhere to be anar al The first character to find me thought I was a traveling clown and tried to strike up a chat about his chosen caneer 1 dont know to cancer years ago The table was dead quiet save for the player I just spoke to He wore a priceless expression of sweet god you're Do uh you know any others? Who's there? proc eeded rather organic ally trom there with the occasional interjection trom Bonzy on why the town was fucked up and we shoudd leave When thay encountered a librarian who just so 'happened to be the local cult leader Bonzy was the first to know After all who else would know when someone was faking anything? Bonry's Fun Times 030815Mon22 39 12 No 37965647H trap we set was simpla but if anyone here has played Call of Cthulhu then you know simpla doesn't mean jack We entered the ibrary two of us moving to the roof the third sneaking behand the building Leading the Bonzy The sad elown ever so quistly knocked on tha door wchingthe lbrarian ish for his keys as ran gently drizzled in the night outside the windows Bonzy entered took off his coat and draped it over his am with only a few As we taked our third guy suddenly found himself at the business end of a shotgun and as if he was a machine muttenng how they made a mistake and were going to do better next time the stairwel Everyone was aready But they forgot Borzy carea about Bonzy The Ibrarian stl unaware of the ruse pretends to act nice talking about the books and how he hopes that the fire was going to be anough to dry off And than Bonzy hearing tha elattering dacides to act The ibrarian also you know of jokes Got any about bocks? Sure What id the one was just checking to see ifwe were on BLAM Bonzy's Fun Times 020 15Moni22 40 12 No 37965656352376858 y fred the revolver he was hiding under his coat spreading the librarians brains over the book shelves directly bahind him This of course alerted the cuitists to the sad clown below and the one bohind the building The cuhist rounds the comer puling out his gun and trying to spot something in the lray He navar saw Bonzy Ten hts over the head later Bonzy wipes the blood off his face and examines his work o iestigate leaving the tied up player beaten buf alive the book at you The other three cultists on the room send two of their own to investigate which were promptly disposed of by the sad eloun luking in tha shadows with the gun and a colected werks of Shakephere After freeng his alie and fnding ฮ map of the area Bonzy turned to his goup and stated fury HONK The campaign continued wihout much happening for awhle lesing only one member in the span of a morth o game trme whch we thought 5poke highty of our nedeermed status but I @ouldn't stop yet l warned to ensure our GM wasnt going to they me the second group a Bonzy's Fun Times part deux 021015Moni23 0624 No 379660017966022 funeral home Apparendtly the cut was of an eldntch onnections with some dead famly member from years ago We pul the car around the back two sneak in the vent and two Bonzy sneak in the back door We knock out two tie them up with a stretchy rubber chicken then make our way deeper into the building First room we fnd wth a cut? The morgue The cutist tosses a krife landing in Bonzy's ally shoulder Bonty puls out a gun and fires off two into the cutists chest kiing him and blowing their cover Bonzy wastes no times in preparing his next plan He pulls out the knfe and stifes the wound Having bean a perfomer he had dealt with krale wounds befone and toild him to wart bythe door with ฮ gun while Bonty added me the shadow5 to meet up with the rest of the group He spotted a cultist in the hall but managed to hide long enough to sneak behind him as tha cuitist passed Boty rased the kne to his throat and quietly sit before he could ale t the others The other upstairs cleared the rest out and heped Bonay lug the wounded character back to the car but mot before they saw another group of cutists preparing for something nasty in the wings of the funeral home so Bonzy's Fun Times part deux 020915Men 23 06 11 No 37966027- 1nKas the friand uncovr l take mone time Sa Imagine the cultists surprise when this rather depressed looking clown waddles out from the shadows holding a What did the dead god say to the humafesscutsts? 1s it Coad in here on call me Boncty Cloan was my father The utists mutter hushed debate about how to kil Bonzy who was takng this tme to turn the flower into ฮ Because you're going to And waste a perfecdly good playing c HONK Bonry's Fun Times part deux 020915Mon2309 11 No 37966036e0 cuists fnally run out of humor and pull out kies to sacéfice the sad elown befone tham to their dead god Lucky Boney te tend firushes the bomb yet in time whch he tosses to Borzy The clown lfts it up the a pun from the No clever words this tme? No I just want to go out with a bang After we high taled it out of thare the group managed to save tha player wth tha knfe wound and Bonzy survived with orly minor injunies and a scar on his upper arm from a brazing budlet Doens of puns sad clown routines and close shaves later we decoded the last clue from the books and we had it The tnal showdown whone everyting must come to an and And I think somewhere we all knaw Bonzy was tred of being sad Bonzy was going to finally have his peace Bonry's Fun Times The Finale 02105Mon 23 3802 No 3796637876382 477 KB 1200x 1600 A gravey ard hundreds of years old and plenty creepy was full of culists that seemed amed to the teath with daggers and strange magit We had found a way to hoard the weapons from the pehce staton and entered the fray like a 4 man army ng 。 of the pulp fiction books We left nothing in our wake and cleverly averted disaster after disaster Bonzy took a couple of hts but the cut we took a small vohe about who would take point and the moet dangenous position on Bonzy doesnt t even finish letening the deepest frown on his face The culists dabate kiling me but the leadar kats Bonzy draw closer I think t was out of curiosity rather than an ngenous plan but #hatever dove him allowed Boney to draw witin Prching distance Benty's Fun Times The Finale 020815Mon 23 3903 No 37966393 vere no words no purts only the cold stares of twom๓in the dark sunoured by ancient chanting and dark magic that wrps the very flesh of any who touch it Then Bonzy puils out a long balloon which I mimicked You know what I hate most about being a clown? Bonzy asked after infating the balloon and puns ever ba sadr Shouldn't thay be smiling and laughing and camying around rubber chic kans all tha Bonzy shows the baloon to the cultist ealing a puppy I offered the real ona to my GM But we can be sad In fact I think we HAVE to be sad People want to be happy so much they'T ignore everyone around them to keep their iluson o happiness I accept that Afher all I'm Borey My job is to be make people happy Bonzy reaches into his sleeve and puils out the orly picture on his persons A little gid with a young smiling Bonzy warted Suzy to be happy Bonty's Fun Times The Finale 020915Mon 224003 No 37966401 wms Bonzy neveals a grenade in his cther hand just undemeath the baloon animal As the cultist puils away he realzes he's too late to notice the prenade pin attac hed to the botom loop on the feet of the balloon puppy As t cings the cutist drops the balloon and shouts for evaryone to back up Bonzy smles as the rest of the team ears out the inner circle leaving the leader and Borzy near the center As he's about to leave Bonzy grabs the The leader looks down at his wrist and then back up to Bonzy who is honest to god smiing as the eldrtch monstor begins to mandast in tha monal world Borzy picks up tha animal holds it up and gins gandy as tha eldritch god begins to take form HONK The rest of the group looked for hours through the bloody mangled mess of the god and cutists for anything of Bonzy but they found nothing Were it not for Bonzy blowing up the heart of the monster as it amved the undead god would have fuily formed and taken the world with plagues of undeath and dacay but now it lay broken and would need to reform over eons in the cold reaches of space Bonzy's Fun Times The Finale 020915Mon 2241 05 No 37906416 -wes4-ww2 party did manage to find something of Bonty finding a lone old photo of a sming clown and a ltle grl They took tha photo had a few words on the back and the GM saad tham in a quist veice To Bonzy Thank you for allways making har happy Suzy thanks you They leht the photo on a small gravemarker in the towns newer graveyard and they decided to leave town Before they laft ona produced a nubber nose fsom hia pockst and tied it to the grave And like that they let Borty mot the 53d clown else could be happy Meme

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