An 83 Year Old Army Veteran Arrived in Paris by Plane as He Was Fumbling in His Bag for His Passport a Stern French Customs Agent Asked if He Had Been to France Before He Admited That He Had Indeed Been Previously the Lady Sarcastically Said Then You Should Know to Have Your Passport Out and Ready Sir the Gentleman Said I Didn't Have to Show It Last Time IMPOSSIBLEI the Customs Agent Said ALL Foreigners Have Always Had to Show a Passport to Enter the Country the Man Resonded by Whispering Well When I Came Ashore on the Beach on D-Day in 1944 I Couldn't Find Any Fucking Frenchmen to Show It To! Laughoutloud-Club Double D-Day