All Course Announcement Fall 2016 BIO 101 15 General Biology I Final Exam Grades Open Dismiss Hi All I have your final exam grades 5 minutes ago Guys I really wanted to believe that Virginia Westem was not the cesspool of morons all my fellow Biology faculty told me it would be Unfortunatly your finals which I purposely made as easy as humanly possible tanked harder than a Kardashian marriage I personally apologize for expecting the bare minimum from you as students If you look at your grade book you will notice that you have all gotten a extra credit and no this was not because any of you deserved when the dean asks me 'hey why the … did 90% of your class fail an introductory Biology class to whom I will reply Hmmm I don't know maybe its because these klingons are 18 years old and stil gigge everytime I say the term Phagocytosis Id like to add that in fact one of you got a 5100 on this exam for which I salute you Considering it was 100% multiple choice and the statistical probability of you missing more than 90% GUESSING actual act of God please stay out of the gene pool you know who you are I could have actually taken a shit on the scantron wiped off on the grass and I am pretty certain my feces would have picked up more correct answers than you deliberately bubbled in So congratulations on making me lose faith in the public school system and in humanity 50 point grade bump as it but it was infact so I don't get my e fired is actually higher than your chances of getting laid which for this particular student would be an The Professor is Not Mad Just Disappointed Meme











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