A day in the life of a teacher Me Ok class today Student This is stupid I'd rather be playing video games Office ring Send student to the office Voicemail My kid told me that YOU Email We need you to sub on your prep Teacher coaches Students are experiencing an all time level of trauma Form relationships with all students and make connections every day SRSS Make sure to incorporate ELA and math into your lesson plan daily so we can boost our scores for data IEP Implement these modifications and accommodations for these students every hour Document it 504 You are legally bound to adhering to these accommodations for these students Document it Pinterest Every teacher in the universe has a cooler and craftier idea and classroom than you Facebook Omg Did you hear about what happened in insert teacher here class?! Don't they even watch them? It's their job! How did she miss that?! Yeah and I heard Class roster 30+ kids every hour 6 times per day Student Services You have 4 homeless students You need to provide the following daily Student Medical alert These students will die if you don't monitor these medical issues closely Professional Development We're trying something new this year even though we're not ready to roll it out and there's no funding for it Be sure to document that you are doing it correctly Media Your classroom is going to get shot up any minute Surprise observation Be sure goals are set reports are finished lesson plans are perfect and that you hit the learning target and success criteria multiple times We need documentation and evidence that you're doing this Standardized tests You suck as a teacher Also your rating is based on this but also make sure students don't feel defined by their performance on these PBIS Teach students the expectations in the hallway cafeteria classroom and outside Take students in the bathroom and reteach how to wipe flush and wash hands Be sure to only reward positive behavior Check in and check out with these specific students daily MTSS We have 3 tiers of support What about your gifted students pull out students intervention students? Why aren't you providing enough differentiation? You need to provide documentation Door Keep me locked so that students are safe Yes you will be interrupted to open me 10x per hour PapersGrading Say good bye to your evenings and weekends Lesson plans Are they aligned with school state US and world wide standards? Be sure to document that The Powers That Be What can we do to help? Teachers Please take something off our plate before adding something new The Powers that Be Sorry no can do Btw you also need to Tech Dept We are working on correcting today's issue as quickly as we can English Language Learner crying speaking a foreign language feeling alone and scared The Powers that Be Sorry there's just not enough funding for those students Department Heads I've been told we need to align all of our curriculum assessments and daily lesson plans Be sure to document that Staff Memo Be sure to attend the following meetings this week staff grade level core subject tech school climate school improvement Counselors We saw 500 of the 900 students on our caseload this month Social Worker Yes I filed that CPS report and the other one Now we wait on the state to act Student My step dad got arrested last night for beating up my mom Tornado Drill Surprise! Make sure all students are safe Now go back to teaching Fire Drill Surprise! Make sure all students are safe Now go back to teaching Internal Threat Drill Surprise! Barricade your door and make sure all students are silent for 45 minutes Go back to teaching External Threat drill Surprise! Make sure student are silent and out of the funnel of potential bullet spray Now go back to teaching Tutoring Provided before school after school and during lunch Technology Must be implemented into all lessons but also make sure to monitor all 30+ students at all times and make sure they're not doing anything inappropriate Data You suck as a teacher Administrators literally being pulled in 20 directions at once everyday while fielding discipline making multiple teacher observations fielding staff breaking up fights keeping us safe performing investigations cooperating with police meeting with students and parents and attending all after school and extracurricular activities Employability grade Be sure to document when students are tardy not following directions unprepared and not collaborating well Document this for all 175 students Academic Grade Document all accommodations modifications retakes and rationale for grades for each of your 175 students No we will not provide district time for you to enter these into your grade book Special Ed State Dept You must mainstream all students regardless of behavior cognitive function andor potential violent episodes Sorry there's just not enough funding for additonal support in your classroom State Make sure you are highly qualified but you must pay for all of your professional development student loans grad classess conferences hotel stay food travel and substitute teachers out of pocket And you need to update your certification You'll need to pay for that too Bladder You haven't peed in 7 hours you're going to get another infection Heart racing Stomach in knots and anxiety coursing Brain You're not enough You'll never be enough ChestLungs I can't breathe Eyes leaking tears Me smiles Tells self Stop Just suck it up You're fine You have 30+ students eyes on you right now Do NOT let them down Society F*ck respect for authority including your teachers Must be nice to get your summers off Parent of a student You make a difference Student I know I'm special and have value because of you My own kids Mom why are your crying? Me sets alarm for tomorrow to do it all over again A day in the life of a teacher Meme

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