9155 WORDS 503139 LETTERS SAY IT AND IM YOURS According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground The bee of course flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible Yellow black Yellow black Yellow black Yellow black Ooh black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't I'l pick you up Looking sharp Use the stairs Your father paid good money for those Sorry I'm excited Here's the graduate We're very proud of you son A perfect report card all B's Very proud Ma! I got a thing going here - You got lint on your fuzz - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118000 - Bye! Barry I told you stop flying in the house! - Hey Adam - Hey Barry - Is that fuzz gel? - A little Special day graduation Never thought I'd make it Three days grade school three days high school Those were awkward Three days college I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive You did come back different - Hi Barry - Artie growing a mustache? Looks good - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah - You going to the funeral? - No I'm not going Everybody knows sting someone you die Don't waste it on a squirrel Such a hothead I guess he could have just gotten out of the way I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day That's why we don't need vacations Boy quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances - Well Adam today we are men - We are! - Bee-men - Amen! Hallelujah! Students faculty distinguished bees please welcome Dean Buzzwell Welcome New Hive Oity graduating class of915 That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick Quriab today? I heard it's just orientation Heads up! Here we go Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times - Wonder what it'll be like? -A little scary Welcome to Honex a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group This is it! Wow Wow We know that you as a bee have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as Honey! - That girl was hot - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes we're all cousins - Right You're right - At Honex we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology - What do you think he makes? - Not enough Here we have our latest advancement the Krelman - What does that do? - Qatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it Saves us millions Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course Most bee jobs are small ones But bees know that every small job if it's done well means a lot But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees as a species haven't had one day off in 27 million years So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try Wow! That blew my mind! What's the difference? How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make I'm relieved Now we only have to make one decision in life But Adam how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example I don't know But you know what I'm talking about Please clear the gate Royal Nectar Force on approach Wait a second Oheck it out - Hey those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow I've never seen them this close They know what it's like outside the hive Yeah but some don't come back - Hey Jocks! - Hi Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were - I don't know Their day's not planned Outside the hive flying who knows where doing who knows what You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock You have to be bred for that Right Look That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime It's just a status symbol Bees make too much of it Perhaps Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant Distant Look at these two - Qouple of Hive Harrys - Let's have fun with them It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock Yeah Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat and with the other he was slapping me! - Oh my! - I never thought l'd knock him out What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities I can autograph that A little gusty out there today wasn't it comrades? Yeah Gusty We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow - Six miles huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us but maybe you're not up for it - Maybe I am - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate What do you think buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be It all depends on what 0900 means Hey Honex! Dad you surprised me You decide what you're interested in? - Well there's a lot of choices - But you only get one Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son let me tell you about stirring You grab that stick and you just move it around and you stir it around You get yourself into a rhythm It's a beautiful thing You know Dad the more I think about it maybe the honey field just isn't right for me You were thinking of what making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger Janet your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry you are so funny sometimes - I'm not trying to be funny You're not funny! You're going into honey Our son the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have I could say anything right now I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe l'll pierce my thorax Shave my antennae Shack up with a grasshopper Geta right Pollen counting stunt bee pouring stirrer front desk hair removal - Is it still available? - Hang on Two left! One of them's yours! Qonaratulations! Step to the side - What'd you get? - Picking crud I call everybody dawg! I'm so proud - We're starting work today! - Today's t on! All the good jobs will l day tooth gone Yeah out Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice - You want to go first? - No you go Oh my What's available? Restroom attendant's open not for the reason you think - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure you're on I'm sorry the Krelman just closed out Wax monkey's always open The Krelman opened up again What happened? A bee died Makes an opening See? He's dead Another dead one Deady Deadified Two more dead Dead from the neck up Dead from the neck down That's life! Oh this is so hard! Heating cooling stunt bee pourer stirrer humming inspector number seven lint coordinator stripe supervisor mite wrangler Barry what do you think I should Barry? Barry! All right we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out - Out? Out where? - Out there - Oh no! I have to before I go to work for the rest of my life You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in If anyone's feeling brave there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today Hey guys - Look at that - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it son flight deck's restricted It's OK Lou We're gonna take him up Really? Feeling lucky are you? Sign here here Just initial that - Thank you - OK You got a rain advisory today and as you all know bees cannot fly in rain So be careful As always watch your brooms hockey sticks dogs birds bears and bats Also I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us Murphy's in a home because of it babbling like a cicada! - That's awful - And a reminder for you rookies bee law number one absolutely no talking to humans! All right launch positions! Buzz buzz buzz buzz! Buzz buzz buzz buzz! Buzz buzz buzz buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this hot shot? Yeah Yeah bring it on Wind check - Antennae check - Nectar pack check - Wings check - Stinger check Scared out of my shorts check OK ladies let's move it out! Pound those petunias you striped stem-suckers! All of you drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe l'm out! So blue I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader We have roses visual Bring it around 30 degrees and hold Roses! 30 degrees roger Bringing it around Stand to the side kid It's got a bit of a kick That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No sir I pick up some pollen here sprinkle it over here Maybe a dash over there a pinch on that one See that? It's a little bit of magic That's amazing Why do we do that? That's pollen power More pollen more flowers more nectar more honey for us Oool I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow Qould be daisies Don't we need those? Oopy that visual Wait One of these flowers seems to be on the move Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative That was on the line! This is the coolest What is it? I don't know but I'm loving this color It smells good Not like a flower but I like it Yeah fuzzy Ohemical-y Oareful guys It's a little grabby My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad Affirmative Very close Gonna hurt Mama's little boy You are way out of position rookie! Qaming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers - Should we tell him? -I think he knows What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up honey because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi bee - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move If you don't move he won't sting you Freeze! He blinked! Spray him Granny! What are you doing?! Wow the tension level out here is unbelievable I gotta get home Oan't fly in rain Oan't fly in rain Oan't fly in rain Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken could you close the window please? Ken could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume I made it into a fold-out brochure You see? Folds out Oh no More humans I don't need this What was that? Maybe this time This time This time This time! This time! This Drapes! That is diabolical It's fantastic It's got all my special skills even my top-ten favorite movies What's number one? Star Wars? Nah I don't go for that they're flabbergasted can't believe what I say There's the sun Maybe that's a way out I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it I predicted global warming I could feel it getting hotter At first I kind of stuff No wonder we shouldn't talk to them They're out of their minds When I leave a job interview thought it was just me Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back These are winter boots Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value You don't know what he's capable of feeling My brochure! There you go little guy I'm not scared of him It's an allergic thing Put that on your resume brochure My whole face could puff up Make it one of your special skills Knocking someone out is also a special skill Right Bye Vanessa Thanks - Vanessa next week? Yogurt night? - Sure Ken You know whatever - You could put carob chips on there - Bye - Supposed to be less calories - Bye I gotta say something She saved my life I gotta say something All right here it goes Nah What would I say? I could really get in trouble It's a bee law You're not supposed to talk to a human I can't believe l'm doing this I've got to Oh I can't do it Oome on! No Yes No Do it I can't How should I start it? You like jazz? No that's no good Here she comes! Speak you fool! Hi! I'm sorry - You're talking - Yes I know You're talking! I'm so sorry No it's OK It's fine I know I'm dreaming But I don't recall going to bed Well I'm sure this is very disconcerting This is a bit of a surprise to me I mean you're a bee! I am And I'm not supposed to be doing this but they were all trying to kill me And if it wasn't for you I had to thank you It's just how I was raised That was a little weird - I'm talking with a bee - Yeah I'm talking to a bee And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful l'll leave now - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing Same way you did I guess Mama Dada honey You pick it up - That's very funny - Yeah Bees are funny If we didn't laugh we'd cry with what we have to deal with Anyway Oan Iget you something? - Like what? I don't know I mean I don't know Qoffee? I don't want to put you out It's no trouble It takes two minutes - It's just coffee - I hate to impose - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually I would love a cup Hey you want rum cake? - I shouldn't - Have some - No I can't- Qeme on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms - Where? - These stripes don't help You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion Are you all right? No He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison He finally gets there He runs up the steps into the church The wedding is on And he says Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan Why would I marry a watermelon? Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do Yeah different So what are you gonna do Barry? About work? I don't know I want to do my part for the hive but I can't do it the way they want I know how you feel - You do? - Sure My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor but I wanted to be a florist - Really? - My only interest is flowers Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan Anyway if you look There's my hive right there See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area I lost a toe ring there once - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee - Maybe l'l try that - You all right ma'am? - Oh yeah Fine Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway this has been great Thanks for the coffee Yeah it's no trouble Sorry I couldn't finish it If I did I'd be up the rest of my life Are you? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here have a crumb - Thanks! - Yeah All right Well then I guess l'll see you around Or not OK Barry And thank you so much again for before Oh that? That was nothing Well not nothing but Anyway This can't possibly work He's all set to go We may as well try it OK Dave pull the chute - Sounds amazing - It was amazing! It was the scariest happiest moment of my life Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy They talk crazy They eat crazy giant things They drive crazy - Do they try and kill you like on TV? - Some of them But some of them don't - How'd you get back? - Poodle You did it and I'm glad You saw whatever you wanted to see You had your experience Now you can pick out youriob and be normal - Well - Well? Well I met someone You did? Was she Bee-ish? -A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No no no not a wasp - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders I know it's the hottest thing with the eight legs and all I can't get by that face So who is she? She's human No no That's a bee law You wouldn't break a bee law - Her name's Vanessa - Oh boy She's so nice And she's a florist! Oh no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating You're flying outside the hive talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me This is over! Eat this This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Qipnabon is? - No It's bread and cinnamon and frosting They heat it up Sit down! really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us There's us and there's them! Yes but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning Stop yearning Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee my friend Thinking bee! - Thinking bee - Thinking bee Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is He's in the pool You know what your problem is Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about What life? You have no life! You have no job You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry come out Your father's talking to you Martin would you talk to him? Barry I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead I'll catch up Don't be too long Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here - I told you not to yell at him He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this Sorry I've gotta go - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye I just hope she's Bee-ish They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses that's every florist's dream! Up on a float surrounded by flowers crowds cheering A tournament Do the roses compete in athletic events? No All right I've got one How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster Yeah OK I see I see All right your turn TiVo You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo but it's a disease It's a horrible horrible disease Oh my Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks We try not to sting It's usually fatal for us So you have to watch your temper Very carefully You kick a wall take a walk write an angry letter and throw it out Work through it like any emotion Anger jealousy lust Oh my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug He's not bothering anybody Get out of here you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah it was How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages Seventy-five is pretty much our limit You've really got that down to a science - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue - I'l bet What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee Golden Blossom Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? -I never heard of him - Why is this here? - For people We eat it You don't have enough food of your own? - Well yes - How do you get it? - Bees make it - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating cooling stirring You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic - It's our-ganic! It's just honey Barry Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes schools hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey Hector - You almost done? - Almost He is here I sense it Well I guess l'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out with no one around You're busted box boy! I knew I heard something So you can talk! I can talk And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand I thought we were friends The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You sir have crossed the wrong sword! You sir will be lunch for my iguana Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces they never knew what hit them And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves Where you headed? To Honey Farms I am onto something huge here I'm going to Alaska Moose blood crazy stuff Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma - And you? - He really is dead All right Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh no! -Awiper! Triple blade! - Triple biade? Jump on! It's your only chance bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington I'm Qatl Kasell But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming Turn off the radio Whassup bee boy? Hey Blood Just a row of honey jars as far as the eye could see Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it I mean that honey's ours - Bees hang tight - We're all jammed in It's a close community Not us man We on our own Every mosquito on his own - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito you in trouble Nobody likes us They just smack See a mosquito smack smack! At least you're out in the world You must meet girls Mosquito girls try to trade up get with a moth dragonfly Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito You gottobe kidding me! Megsebloed's about to leave the building! So long bee! - Hey guys! - Maaseblead! I knew l'd catch y'all down here Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars slap a label on it and it's pretty much pure profit What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead They are pinheads! Pinhead - Qheck out the new smoker - Oh sweet That's the one you want The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute semi-automatic Twice the nicotine all the tar A couple breaths of this knocks them right out They make the honey and we make the money They make the honey and we make the money? Oh my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah it doesn't last too long Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here We had no choice This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something Oh Barry stop Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory These are obviously doctored photos How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girifriend And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not - You wish you could - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio Those crazy legs kept me up all night Barry this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives Nobody works harder than bees! Dad I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring You couldn't stop I remember that What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts In the face! The eye! - That would hurt - No Up the nose? That's a killer There's only one place you can sting the humans one place where it matters Hive at Five the hive's only full-hour action news source No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk Weather with Storm Stinger Sports with Buzz Larvi And Jeanette Ohung - Good evening I'm Bob Bumble - And I'm Jeanette Ohung A tri-county bee Barry Benson intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King we'll have three former queens here in our studio discussing their new book Qlassy Ladies out this week on Hexagon Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson Did you ever think I'm a kid from the hive I can't do this? Bees have never been afraid to change the world What about Bee Qolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from we'd never sue humans We were thinking of stickball or candy stores How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case which will be the trial of the bee century You know they have a Larry King in the human world too It's a common name Next week He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots Next week Glasses quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em Bear Week next week! They're scary hairy and here live Always leans forward pointy shoulders squinty eyes very Jewish In tennis you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother Ken She's 81 Honey her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet please Actual work going on here - Is that that same bee? - Yes it is! I'm helping him sue the human race - Hello - Hello bee This is Ken Yeah I remember you Timberland size ten and a half Vibram sole I believe Why does he talk again? Listen you better go 'cause we're really busy working But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing You two have been at this for hours! Yes and Adam here has been a huge help - Frosting - How many sugars? Just one I try not to use the competition So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities And it takes my mind off the shop Instead of flowers people are giving balloon bouquets now Those are great if you're three And artificial flowers - Oh those just get me psychotic! - Yeah me too Bent stingers pointless pollination Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done Maybe this could make up for it a little bit - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal - I guess You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans they won't be able to say Honey I'm home without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan where the world anxiously waits because for the first time in history we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak What have we gotten into here Barry? It's pretty big isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade - What's the matter? -I don't know I just got a chill Well if it isn't the bee team You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding All right Oase number 4475 Superior Qaurt of New York Barry Bee Benson v the Honey Industry is now in session Mr Montgomery you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege Mr Benson you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding Yes Your Honor we're ready to proceed Mr Montgomery your opening statement please Ladies and gentlemen of the jury my grandmother was a simple woman Born on a farm she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr Benson imagines just think of what would it mean I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know he could be on steroids! Mr Benson? Ladies and gentlemen there's no trickery here I'm just an ordinary bee Honey's pretty important to me It's important to all bees We invented it! We make it And we protect it with our lives Unfortunately there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that after this is all over you'll see how by taking our honey you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time So nice! Qall your first witness So Mr Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms big company you have I suppose so I see you also own Honevburton and Honron! Yes they provide beekeepers for our farms Beekeeper I find that to be a very disturbing term I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers do you? - No -I couldn't hear you - No - No Because you don't free bees You keep bees Not only that it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey They're very lovable creatures Yogi Bear Fozzie Bear Build-A-Bear You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK that's enough Take him away So Mr Sting thank you for being here Your name intrigues me - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police But you've never been a police officer have you? No I haven't No you haven't And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name Oh please Have you ever been stung Mr Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung Sting Or should I say Mr Gordon M Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr Liotta first belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005 Thank you Thank you I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a chuming inner turmoil that's ready to blow I enjoy what I do Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines sir? Watch it Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order I say! - Say it! - Mr Liotta please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that I think the jury's on our side Are we doing everything right legally? I'm a florist Right Well here's to a great team To a great team! Well hello - Ken! - Helo I didn't think you were coming No I was just late I tried to call but the battery I didn't want all this to go to waste so I called Barry Luckily he was free Oh that was lucky There's a little left I could heat it up Yeah heat it up sure whatever So I hear you're quite a tennis player I'm not much for the game myself The ball's a little grabby That's where I usually sit Right there Ken Barry was looking at your resume and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightiob We have that in common Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment but we do jobs like taking the crud out That's just what I was thinking about doing Ken I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz I hope that was all right I'm going to drain the old stinger Yeah you do that Look at that You know I've just about had it with your little mind games - What's that? - Italian Vogue Mamma mia that's a lot of pages A lot of ads Remember what Van said why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken I'm wearing a Qhapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well well well a royal flush! - You're bluffing - Am 1? Surf's up dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No but there are other things bugging me in life And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees no yogurt night My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye Ken And for your information I prefer sugar-free artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me I couldn't overcome it Oh well Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr Montgomery is about out of ideas We would like to call Mr Barry Benson Bee to the stand Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers Yeah Layton you've gotta weave some magic with this jury or it's gonna be all over Don't worry The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing son Only to losing Mr Benson Bee Ir'l ask you what I think we'd all like to know What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends - Good friends? - Yes How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute Are you her littlebedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two From what I understand doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah but - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh Barry - Yes they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee aren't you Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam don't! It's what he wants! Oh I'm hit!! Oh lordy I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam stay with me -I can't feel my legs What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court Order! Order please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T Montgomery - Hey buddy - Hey - Is there much pain? - Yeah I I blew the whole case didn't 1? It doesn't matter What matters is you're alive You could have died I'd be better off dead Look at me They got it from the cafeteria downstairs in a tuna sandwich Look there's a little celery still on it What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it It was all All adrenaline and then and then ecstasy! All right You think it was all a trap? Of course I'm sorry I flew us right into this What were we thinking? Look at us We're just a couple of bugs in this world What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know I hear they put the roaches in motels That doesn't sound so bad Adam they check in but they don't check out! Oh my Qould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke Bees don't smoke Right Bees don't smoke Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed I've gotta go somewhere Get back to the court and stall Stall any way you can And assuming you've done step correctly you're ready for the tub Mr Flayman Yes? Yes Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well Your Honor it's interesting Bees are trained to fly haphazardly and as a result we don't make very good time I actually heard a funny story about Your Honor haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients who run legitimate businesses I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr Flayman I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr Montgomery's motion But you can't! We have a terrific case Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun What is that? It's a bee smoker! What this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly let alone a bee Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked Smoking or non? Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card Ladies and gentlemen please free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees Now we won't have to work so hard all the time This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature Benson You'll regret this Barry how much honey is out there? All right One at a time Barry who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren and I have no pants - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time 27 million years Oongratulations on your victory What will you demand as a settlement? First we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with every last drop We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy smelly bad-breath stink machine We're ail aware of what they do in the woods Wait for my signal Take him out He'll have nauseous for a few hours then he'll be fine And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames But it's just a prance-about stage name!unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments Qant breathe Bring it in boys! Hold it right there! Good Tap it Mr Buzzwell we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key sir! What do we do now? Qannonball We're shutting honey production! Mission abort Aborting pollination and nectar detail Returning to base Adam you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there Oh yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home They don't know what to do Laying out sleeping in I heard your Uncle Qarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket At least we got our honey back Sometimes I think so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it This was my new desk This was my new job I wanted to do it really well And now Now I can't I don't understand why they're not happy I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing It's amazing Honey really changes people You don't have any idea what's going on do you? - What did you want to show me? - This What happened here? That is not the half of it Oh no Oh my They're all wilting Doesn't look very good does it? No And whose fault do you think that is? You know I'm gonna guess bees Bees? Specifically me I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things It's natiust flowers Fruits vegetables they all need bees That's our whole SAT test right there Take away produce that affects the entire animal kingdom And then of course The human species? So if there's no more pollination it could all just go south here couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you you step on me - Thatjust kills you twice Right right Listen Barry sorry but I gotta get going I had to open my mouth and talk Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying It's the last chance l'll ever have to see it Vanessa I just wanna say I'm sorry I never meant it to turn out like this I know Me neither Tournament of Roses Roses can't do sports Wait a minute Roses Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes they are Flowers bees pollen! I know That's why this is the last parade Maybe not Qould you ask him to slow down? Qould you slow down? Barry! OK I made a huge mistake This is a total disaster all my fault Yes it kind of is I've ruined the planet I wanted to help you with the flower shop I've made it worse Actually it's completely closed down I thought maybe you were remodeling But I have another idea and it's greater than my previous ideas combined I don't want to hear it! All right they have the roses the roses have the pollen I know every bee plant and flower bud in this park All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got - Bees - Park - Pollen! - Flowers - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses Pasadena Oalifornia They've got nothing but flowers floats and cotton candy Security will be tight I have an idea Vanessa Bloome FTD Official floral business It's real Sorry ma'am Nice brooch Thank you It was a gift Once inside we just pick the right float How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess and you could be the pea! Yes I got it - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe l'm the pea - The pea? It goes under the mattresses - Not in this fairy tale sweetheart - I'm getting the marshal You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this babyl do Hey what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with trafficwithout arousing suspicion Once at the airport there's no stopping us Stop! Security - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger - It's part of me I know Just having some fun Enjoy your flight Then if we're lucky we'll have just enough pollen to do the job Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work It's got to work Attention passengers this is Qaptain Scott We have a bit of bad weather in New York It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay Barry these are cut flowers with no water They'll never make it I gotta get up there and talk to them Be careful Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? ld like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer Oaptain I'm in a real situation - What'd you say Hal? - Nothing Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move Oh Barry Good afternoon passengers This is your captain Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster a toupee a life raft exploded One's bald one's in a boat they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower Flight 356 What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome I'm a florist from New York Where's the pilot? He's unconscious and so is the copilot Not good Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact there is - Who's that? - Barry Benson From the honey trial?! Oh great Vanessa this is nothing more than a big metal bee It's got giant wings huge engines I can't fly a plane - Why not? Isn't John Travoita a pilot? - Yes How hard could it be? Wait Barry! We're headed into some lightning This is Bob Bumble We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport where a suspenseful scene is developing Barry Benson fresh from his legal victory That's Barry! is attempting to land a plane loaded with people flowers and an incapacitated flight crew Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience Just a minute There's a bee on that plane I'm quite familiar with Mr Benson and his no-account compadres They've done enough damage But isn't he your only hope? Technically a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all Their wings are too small Haven't we heard this a million times? The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense - Get this on the air! - Got it - Stand by - We're going live The way we work may be a mystery to you Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs But let me tell you about a small job If you do it well it makes a big difference More than we realized To us to everyone That's why I want to get bees back to working together That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O We get behind a fellow - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left right down hover - Hover? - Forget hover This isn't so hard Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry what happened?! Wait I think we were on autopilot the whole time - That may have been helping me - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane All of you let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what l'd do you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa pull yourself together You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it You snap out of it - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Qome on it's my turn How is the plane flying? I don't know Hello? Benson got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow - Black and yellow - Hello All right let's drop this tin can on the blacktop Where? I can't see anything Oan you? No nothing It's all cloudy Qome on You got to think bee Barry - Thinking bee - Thinking bee Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute I think I'm feeling something - What? - I don't know It's strong pulling me Like a 27-million-year-old instinct Bring the nose down Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa aim for the flower - OK Out the engines We're going in on bee power Ready boys? Affirmative! Good Good Easy now That's it Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward Nose down Tail up Rotate around it - This is insane Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly Am I koo-koo-kachoo or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there Don't be afraid Smell it Full reverse! Just drop it Be a part of it Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in woman! Qome on already Barry we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes No high-five! - Right Barry it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you - But we're not done yet Listen everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth That means this is our last chance We're the only ones who make honey pollinate flowers and dress like this If we're gonna survive as a species this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain Hold on Barry Here You've earned this Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit All I gotta do are the sleeves Oh yeah That's our Barry Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call now's the time I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved Don't forget these Milk cream cheese it's all me And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea Barry I'm sorry Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you Sorry I'm late He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite All I needed was a briefcase Have a great afternoon! Barry I just got this huge tulip order and I can't get them anywhere No problem Vannie Just leave it to me You're a lifesaver Barry Oan I help who's next? All right scramble jocks! It's time to fly Thank you Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go Kenny - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go - Beautiful day to fly - Sure is Between you and me I was dying to get out of that office You have got to start thinking bee my friend - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it Let's just stop for a second Hold it I'm sorry I'm sorry everyone Qan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right Take ten everybody Wrap it up guys I had virtually no rehearsal for that You like jazz? Meme



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