557 Comments 11h Reply First of all that's a hard no on the word fam Fuck off with that bullshit FAM Secondly I don't celebrate my own birthday so l certainly don't give a shit about yours I won't remember and if you drop a hint I' pick it up and throw it in the trash Beat it with the whole deal the cake presents the not paying for shit We can have a party because party's are fuckin great but it's not for you and you aren't getting shit but maybe l'll buy you a drink because you're not a douche We really need to get over ourselves Seriously it's so arbitrary to celebrate the day you were born Like you're sooooo0o special there's only like 753 billion other humans who were also born on a day Big fuckin deal you were spit out out of a meat wallet wrapped in a pocket of slimy of goo and now you're here so many years later high fiving yourself for something that you literally had nothing to do with Give your Mom a present on your birthday for fucks sake she deserves it more than you do she did all the damn work!!! 11h Reply christellelephant l am airl oh heck Comment as tinoojay Post This guy hates birthdays and the word fam Meme

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